http://www.comedy.com/2Guys 2Guys's Activity Feed en-us Fri, 5 Sep 2008 04:07:18 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol In an NNN special report on American Idol the team leaves the studio and sends its Deaf Music Critic out to the streets of Hollywood to get the scoop on the upcoming finale. Tue, 20 May 2008 14:13:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary In today's episode the news team gets political and invites a special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, on set to wish Hillary Clinton a fond farewell from the presidential race. Fri, 09 May 2008 05:36:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana In today's episode NNN takes a trip to Arkansas where a 413 pound prisoner is about to eat his cellmate because he's hungrier than Randy Jackson at Souplantation. Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:51:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby In today's episode CNN is the most trusted name in racism, WWJD at the DMV, and a gay couple gets the reach-a-round in Singapore. Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:58:16 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party In today's episode Barack & Hillary get frisky in Philly, the Pope gets upstaged by a fatty in DC, and an orgy in Iran is the Shiite. Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:06:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-iran-sex-party http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib In today's episode President Bush super-sizes troop escalation, blind people hate on the environment, and an exclusive expose on immigration. Sun, 13 Apr 2008 13:00:33 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-polygamist-leader-speaks-out In today's episode a Chinese man flips his dad the bird-flu, a Pakistani gas leak is silent but deadly, and polygamist kids lay the darndest things. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:33:14 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-polygamist-leader-speaks-out http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rest-in-peace In today's episode Charlton Heston receives a 21 million gun salute, President Bush sniffs out a deal with Columbia, and Pamela Anderson has fake breasts but a reality TV show. Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:13:04 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rest-in-peace http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rip In today's episode Charlton Heston receives a 21 million gun salute, President Bush sniffs out a deal with Columbia, and Pamela Anderson has fake breasts but a reality TV show. Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:46:16 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rip http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death In today's episode Jerry Seinfeld flips his Fiat, Bill Clinton gives Bill Richardson a facial, and Jay-Z is living on E-Z Street. Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:35:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane In today's episode John McCain's mom is McRacist, President Bush throws out the first pitch along with the Constitution, and deaf music critic Glen Cooper is back with the Idol Scooper. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:53:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack In today's episode 50 Cent stumps for Obama, Hillary has trouble raising 50 cents, and doctors are all about the Benjamins. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:42:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula In today's episode Paris Hilton carries more luggage than STD's, President Bush comes out in support of Tibet, and Dracula comes out of the closet. Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:38:31 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-flocks-to-virgins In today's April Fools Day episode, Trevor is Finkel and Timothy is Einhorn in a "Big" episode featuring Barack and the Virgins, Latina Girls Gone Wild and a plane that throws rocks. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:32:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-flocks-to-virgins http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham In today's episode David Beckham revolutionizes the way Americans ignore soccer, Tupac Shakur gets a bad rap, and the blind movie critic is at a 'Stop Loss' for words. Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:41:28 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows In today's episode Barack & Hillary fight for the Zebra vote, Ashton Kutcher sucks in more ways than one, and the deaf music critic is a little pitchy. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:12:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote In today's episode Obama embarks on his "No Back of the Bus" tour, Hillary has amnesia about Bosnia, and Jamie Lee Curtis graces the cover of "Sagging Juggs" magazine. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:29:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lindsay-lohan-has-genital-herbies In today’s episode Lindsay Lohan's fire crotch is burning, Barack Obama no habla espanol, and Hitler totally hearts Heidi. Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:13:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lindsay-lohan-has-genital-herbies http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus In today's episode Jesus doesn’t want to see ANY eggs this Easter, Britney Spears guest stars on "Whore I Met Your Mother," and Hillary Clinton preaches to the pant-suit choir. Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:35:16 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o In today's episode a Kansas woman spends two years on the can, Hitler tears Oprah into "A Million Little Pieces," and Steve-O threatens (promises?) to take his own life. Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:07:11 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery In today's St. Patrick's Day-themed episode the weather girl pisses herself, the movie critic pukes himself, and the sports anchor pleasures himself. Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:08:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane In today's episode Dr. Kevorkian commits political suicide, a "Gilligan's Island" star takes a three-hour tour of prison, and an "American Idol" has early-onset Alzheimers. Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:56:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed, Barack wants nothing to do with Hillary's slot, and 8 Simple Rules for Giving My Teenage Daughter Gonorrhea. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:07:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tapping charges, Gay Frankenstein gets a nine-hour enema, and British surveillance cameras get a little "nippy." Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:19:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreciation for the alphabet. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:43:33 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over "Blind Mountain." Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:33:30 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competition away, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies...of embarrassment, and Keith Richards' skin is stripped to make handbags. Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:01:57 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old In today's episode we find out that everything is bigger in Texas (including racists), Israel and Hezbollah agree to disagree, and Madonna's beer gives good head. Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:04:55 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president In today's episode Iran's president has Shiite for brains, Britney Spears slips herself roofies, and Hillary Clintonsays it aint over 'til the fat ankle lady sings. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:01:42 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president