Shameless Self Promotion
Published: Jan 29th, 20:22
The most exciting news of 2008 will not be the Presidential Election. It will be the publication of my new website, Jewel Shepard.com This should not be confused with any other website of the same name, as I am the Official Jewel Shepard one-stop shopping internet place to be. You can tell the difference because this website offers dozens of photos of me and over fifty thousand words about my life, movies starring me, and videos of me searching the world in a bikini for anyone who has ever heard of me. Personally, I’d take all of me home. You need both the words, pictures, and movies to savor the complete Jewel Shepard experience. These books and movies are a definite must-have for any shelf in your house. Why, I have over three rooms of my place filled of books and videos on me. Help me empty these rooms…
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