Posted Mar 6th, 09:13 Last updated Mar 24th, 17:47 McCain seals the republican nomination and receives the coveted endorsement from George W. The President said McCain represents all that's good for America--he spends 6 years being tortured in a prison camp and comes back an American patriot. “Like Gitmo,” he said while noting that McCain is "a water-boarding success story." The President then recanted his comment by clarifying the Administration’s position that water-boarding, however, is not torture. "It’s therapy not torturpy."
On the Democratic side of the aisle, Hillary had ba...
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Posted Mar 18th, 17:17 Last updated Mar 24th, 17:41
The share price for Bear Stearns dropped over ninety percent on Monday after J.P. Morgan offered to buy the ailing investment bank for a bargain-basement price of two dollars per share. Former Bear Stearns CEO James “Jimmy” Cayne, who stepped down several months after it was revealed that he was playing bridge and smoking pot on the job, commented that the news was “no big whoop. You guys really need to chill out about this 90% loss thing, cause I see it as a 10% gain.” Cayne, speaking during a break in the finals of the Amsterdam World Bridge n’ Bong Tourna...
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