John Newton

last updated on Mon, July 14, 2008 at 04:32 pm

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John  Newton 

About Me
John "Hot Sauce" Newton lives off the land in Santa Monica, CA on the 3rd street promenade. A former Green Beret in the military, John moved out to la la land in the 80's from Dayton, OH. Now PayPal him a quarter you capitalist dick!
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Yo momma so stupid...

...she put her son in rehab because he was hooked on phonics.
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