http://www.comedy.com/DETEGE DETEGE's Activity Feed en-us Fri, 10 Oct 2008 19:45:05 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bi-curious-george-michael In today's episode Hillary gets screwed by another Bill, police free Tibet of their monks, and George Michael announces a tour that will start in New York and end in irrelevance. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:05:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bi-curious-george-michael http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote In today's episode Obama embarks on his "No Back of the Bus" tour, Hillary has amnesia about Bosnia, and Jamie Lee Curtis graces the cover of "Sagging Juggs" magazine. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:04:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza In today's episode Hillary says white chocolate is better for you than dark chocolate, the White House Easter egg roll comes with soy sauce, and the Easter Bunny succumbs to fur cancer. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:56:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-dude-looks-like-a-lady In today's episode Tiger Woods crushes white balls, American Idol's prettiest girl has balls, and property values plummet in Beverly Hills, 90210. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:55:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-dude-looks-like-a-lady http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus In today's episode Jesus doesn’t want to see ANY eggs this Easter, Britney Spears guest stars on "Whore I Met Your Mother," and Hillary Clinton preaches to the pant-suit choir. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:54:47 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills In today's episode Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on in court, Wal-Mart introduces the "Tickle Me-Ahmadinejad" doll, and Gay Frankenstein gets miscarried away about pregnancy. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:53:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o In today's episode a Kansas woman spends two years on the can, Hitler tears Oprah into "A Million Little Pieces," and Steve-O threatens (promises?) to take his own life. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:52:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pills-and-rannndom-men Tune in for the newest new news you didn't know you didn't know. Sober up, America. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:34:28 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pills-and-rannndom-men http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-im-voting-for-nnnixon Reporting on the Newest New News you didn't know that you didn't know. Sober up, America. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:34:21 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-im-voting-for-nnnixon http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nnnot-so-cheerios Tonight's top stories: Hillary has a bigger caucus than Obama; General Mills introduces Life Sucks cereal; and Paula Abdul brings her unique brand of crazy to the Superbowl halftime show. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:34:14 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nnnot-so-cheerios http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-oj-s-parole-violationnn Tonight's top stories: Fat is the new gay; Nicole Richie's baby is the first newborn to weigh more than its mother; and Wesley Snipes learns that White Men Can't Jump but they can definitely do your taxes. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:34:06 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-oj-s-parole-violationnn http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-giuliannnis-small-caucus Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed news program that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:34:00 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-giuliannnis-small-caucus http://www.comedy.com/video/happy-nnnew-year Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed news program that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Coming to you live from the Comedy.com headquarters, it's a New Years Eve celebration! Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:33:52 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/happy-nnnew-year http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-christmas-greetinnngs-episode-11 In this week's holiday-themed newscast, Disney is dreaming of a mulatto Christmas, Santa appears on the Government's "No Fly" list, and grandma gets run over by Lindsay Lohan. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:33:45 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-christmas-greetinnngs-episode-11 http://www.comedy.com/video/dangerous-pornnn-sites Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed news program that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Coming to you live from the New News Network headquarters at Comedy.com , this crack team of investigative reporters features robots, gay monsters, wizards, and two of the most attractive mustachioed news anchors that the 80's forgot about. Tune in every week for up-to-the-second news you didn't know that you didn't know. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:33:37 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/dangerous-pornnn-sites http://www.comedy.com/video/thannnksgiving Competitive Awesome presents, "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, Lindsay Lohan's prison cavity search turns up several pairs of cufflinks, Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on in her divorce settlement, and Ellen Pompeo gets married to irony. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:33:29 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/thannnksgiving http://www.comedy.com/video/stop-vetoinnng-yourself Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, David Copperfield tries to make rape allegations disappear, USA Today gets graphic, and Oprah announces that molestation is NOT one of her favorite things. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:33:21 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/stop-vetoinnng-yourself http://www.comedy.com/video/fallinnng-since-1999 Competitive Awesome presents, "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, Rudy Giuliani announces his support for a woman's right to 9/11, Tori Spelling poses for "OK! From a Distance" Magazine, and the new film "Love in the Time of Cholera" has people on the edge of their seats...deciding whether or not to leave. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:33:13 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/fallinnng-since-1999 http://www.comedy.com/video/happy-halloweennn Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, Paris Hilton reports that the California wildfires are burning more than her boyfriend's pee, Bill Cosby returns to television with "Kids With Terminal Cancer Say The Darndest Things," and Simon Cowell predicts that the winner of "Ethiopian Idol" will look *nothing* like Ruben Studdard. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:33:05 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/happy-halloweennn http://www.comedy.com/video/retardationnn-process Competitive Awesome presents, "The Newest New News,"a fast-paced, retro-themed, alliteration-happy newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, J.K. Rowling reveals that Dumbledore plays for the other Quiddich team, the smoke from the wildfires in Malibu is so thick you can't see Britney Spears' vagina, and Crayola unveils the world's worst crayon colors since "Burnt Sienna Miller" and "Gangrene." Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:32:58 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/retardationnn-process http://www.comedy.com/video/nnno-shiite Competitive Awesome presents, "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed, alliteration-happy newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, President Bush announces his constipation strategy for Iraq, Paula Abdul announces her plans to give birth to a publicity stunt, and The Vatican announces the release of their new DVD, "Priests Gone Wild." Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:32:49 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/nnno-shiite http://www.comedy.com/video/congratulate-the-typhoonnn Competitive Awesome presents, "The Newest New News," a fast-paced retro-themed, alliteration-happy newscast that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Tonight, Hitler gives The Diary of Anne Frank a fair and balanced review, and Rick Solomon marries Pamela Anderson in an attempt to fill the giant hole nobody has been able to fill since Tommy Lee left. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:32:42 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/congratulate-the-typhoonnn http://www.comedy.com/video/nnno-stars Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed news program that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Coming to you live from the New News Network headquarters at Comedy.com , this crack team of investigative reporters features robots, gay monsters, wizards, and two of the most attractive mustachioed news anchors that the 80's forgot about. Tune in every week for up-to-the-second news you didn't know that you didn't know. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:32:35 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/nnno-stars http://www.comedy.com/video/it-s-nnn-nnn-good Competitive Awesome presents "The Newest New News," a fast-paced, retro-themed news program that reports on tomorrow's headlines today. Coming to you live from the New News Network headquarters at Comedy.com , this crack team of investigative reporters features robots, gay monsters, wizards, and two of the most attractive mustachioed news anchors that the 80's forgot about. Tune in every week for up-to-the-second news you didn't know that you didn't know. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:32:28 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/it-s-nnn-nnn-good http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lets-play-shriveled-ball In today's episode President Bush puts his Dick in a tub, Jane Fonda puts her foot in her mouth, and Roger Clemens' "alleged" steroid needle "allegedly" gives an interview. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:32:13 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lets-play-shriveled-ball http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-condoleezza-rice-krispie-treats In today’s episode – President Bush visits the Bushmen, Lindsay Lohan exposes her bush, and Fidel Castro retires to spend more quality time suppressing his family. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:32:04 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-condoleezza-rice-krispie-treats http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-rip-britney-spears-career In today's episode Iran and Israel settle their differences with a "Yo Momma" battle, Britney Spears shocks everyone by not dying, and Gay Frankenstein gives sex advice to the "conveniently parked." Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:31:50 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-rip-britney-spears-career http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary In today's episode the blind movie critic has no "Vantage Point," women golfers putt from the ruff, and Barack blows while Hillary swallows. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:31:36 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth In today's episode Jennifer Lopez gives birth to Skeletor's babies, President Bush does the African Anteater Dance, and Hitler tells Hanukkah to suck it. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:28:46 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth http://www.comedy.com/video/two-college-boobs What happens when you skip class. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:23:38 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/two-college-boobs http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-country-for-jewish-men In today's episode Ralph Nader runs for President of Fantasy Land, Castro's 76-year-old younger brother takes over in a "youth movement," and Taco Bell debuts their new slogan: Puke Outside The Bun. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:22:58 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-country-for-jewish-men http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars In today's episode, Jimmy Kimmel is on top for once, Barrack Obama is in 72 virgin territory, and Paris Hilton's pussy gets shaved and neutered. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:21:54 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things In today's episode John McCain crosses "racist remarks" off his bucket list, Emmanuel Lewis offers $3,000 in Camel Cash for Neverland Ranch, and the infamous blind movie critic ironically reviews "Unforeseen." Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:21:10 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the deaf music critic handicaps American Idol, and ABC's Carpoolers gets less views than Mel Gibson's JDate profile. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:20:20 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama