DavidArnold's Media

Home is Where the Heartache Is
Description: David is proud to be a homeowner, but misses the days of renting apartments with complimentary blinds.
Uploaded: on 1/16/08
Views: 278
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You Can't Slam a Cell Phone
Description: David laments that cell phones have taken away the cachet of the rude hangup.
Uploaded: on 1/16/08
Views: 1900
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The ABC's of Bullshitting
Description: David discusses how Guilty Kids Say the Darndest Things.
Uploaded: on 1/16/08
Views: 301
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2nd Child Left Behind
Description: David says he’s a little less protective with his 2nd child, who’s free to ride shotgun and eat Cheez Whiz.
Uploaded: on 1/16/08
Views: 234
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Vagina Closed for Renovations
Description: David talks about his wife’s “get out of sex” doctor’s note and his retaliatory “well at least give me some head” doctor’s note.
Uploaded: on 1/16/08
Views: 223
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Is That a Roll of Quarters in Your Pocket?
Description: David says his dream job as a child was to make change. Not change the world for the better, but literally to make change for people.
Uploaded: on 1/16/08
Views: 143
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Can You Hear Me Now, Motherf&*%$@?
Description: David says you know your cell phone company sucks when you can’t even get reception inside the company’s store.
Uploaded: on 1/16/08
Views: 186
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Dick in a Cardboard Box
Description: David says he can’t spare change for bums because he’s got some Centipede to play.
Uploaded: on 1/16/08
Views: 174
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