http://www.comedy.com/Frankopharting Frankopharting's Activity Feed en-us Fri, 9 Jan 2009 14:33:30 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish In today's broadcast the news team breaks down all the reasons you may not be one of the chosen people. L'chaim! Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:29:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro In today's episode the news team gets carried away with Vladimir Putin references before welcoming the deaf music critic for a review of Jason Castro's American Idol performance. Thu, 08 May 2008 10:33:56 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview In today's episode John McCain sleeps through his exclusive NNN interview, and the connection between Barack Obama and Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown is explored. Tue, 06 May 2008 10:36:31 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a fight between the NNN anchors over whether or not Mexicans are to blame. Meanwhile, the Obama campaign pretends it never liked Reverend Wright in the first place. Thu, 01 May 2008 20:36:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol In today's episode, we discover that the stock market is down and the average penis size is up. Coincidence? We think not. Meanwhile, the Deaf Music Critic checks out American Idol and likes what he doesn’t hear. Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:27:02 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady In today's episode we discover that it wasn't just the Wind that cried Mary, and Barack Obama just can't seem to answer a simple question. It must be Fox News' fault! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:26:50 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-pope-it-s-your-birthday In today's episode the Pope puts on his party hat, Royal Caribbean unveils their floating rape vessel, and the Deaf Music Critic handicaps 'Mariah Carey' night on 'American Idol.' Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:22:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-pope-it-s-your-birthday http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-laura-bush-hosts-today-show In today's episode Mr. Mexican Potato Head, Laura Bush tries to beat Katie Couric in the ratings, and Americans scramble to beat the tax deadline. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:26:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-laura-bush-hosts-today-show http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap In today's episode Vanilla Ice increases his street cred, NASA promotes Moons Over My Hammy, and Zimbabwe over its head. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:00:33 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib In today's episode President Bush super-sizes troop escalation, blind people hate on the environment, and an exclusive expose on immigration. Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:45:36 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-its-sienna-miller-time In today's episode the Olympic torch is the biggest flamer in San Francisco, Carly Smithson flames out on "American Idol," and Sienna Miller gets engaged to that one guy from that one movie. Yeah, him. Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:45:08 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-its-sienna-miller-time http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible In today's episode President Bush sends the month of March to Guantanamo Bay, the Old Kids on the Block reunite, and Hitler goes Bible thumping. Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:38:48 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-reviews-the-bible http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death In today's episode Jerry Seinfeld flips his Fiat, Bill Clinton gives Bill Richardson a facial, and Jay-Z is living on E-Z Street. Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:38:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jerry-seinfeld-cheats-death http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula In today's episode Paris Hilton carries more luggage than STD's, President Bush comes out in support of Tibet, and Dracula comes out of the closet. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:59:20 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gay-frankenstein-meets-dracula http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-flocks-to-virgins In today's April Fools Day episode, Trevor is Finkel and Timothy is Einhorn in a "Big" episode featuring Barack and the Virgins, Latina Girls Gone Wild and a plane that throws rocks. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:59:14 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-flocks-to-virgins http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham In today's episode David Beckham revolutionizes the way Americans ignore soccer, Tupac Shakur gets a bad rap, and the blind movie critic is at a 'Stop Loss' for words. Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:37:47 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows In today's episode Barack & Hillary fight for the Zebra vote, Ashton Kutcher sucks in more ways than one, and the deaf music critic is a little pitchy. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:42:06 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote In today's episode Obama embarks on his "No Back of the Bus" tour, Hillary has amnesia about Bosnia, and Jamie Lee Curtis graces the cover of "Sagging Juggs" magazine. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:41:54 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bi-curious-george-michael In today's episode Hillary gets screwed by another Bill, police free Tibet of their monks, and George Michael announces a tour that will start in New York and end in irrelevance. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:05:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bi-curious-george-michael http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lindsay-lohan-has-genital-herbies In today’s episode Lindsay Lohan's fire crotch is burning, Barack Obama no habla espanol, and Hitler totally hearts Heidi. Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:44:48 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lindsay-lohan-has-genital-herbies http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza In today's episode Hillary says white chocolate is better for you than dark chocolate, the White House Easter egg roll comes with soy sauce, and the Easter Bunny succumbs to fur cancer. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:22:11 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-dude-looks-like-a-lady In today's episode Tiger Woods crushes white balls, American Idol's prettiest girl has balls, and property values plummet in Beverly Hills, 90210. Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:29:38 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-dude-looks-like-a-lady http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus In today's episode Jesus doesn’t want to see ANY eggs this Easter, Britney Spears guest stars on "Whore I Met Your Mother," and Hillary Clinton preaches to the pant-suit choir. Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:29:14 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane In today's episode Dr. Kevorkian commits political suicide, a "Gilligan's Island" star takes a three-hour tour of prison, and an "American Idol" has early-onset Alzheimers. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:03:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed, Barack wants nothing to do with Hillary's slot, and 8 Simple Rules for Giving My Teenage Daughter Gonorrhea. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 21:02:51 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tapping charges, Gay Frankenstein gets a nine-hour enema, and British surveillance cameras get a little "nippy." Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:12:51 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreciation for the alphabet. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:12:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over "Blind Mountain." Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:13:43 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competition away, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies...of embarrassment, and Keith Richards' skin is stripped to make handbags. Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:39:10 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old In today's episode we find out that everything is bigger in Texas (including racists), Israel and Hezbollah agree to disagree, and Madonna's beer gives good head. Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:04:49 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president In today's episode Iran's president has Shiite for brains, Britney Spears slips herself roofies, and Hillary Clintonsays it aint over 'til the fat ankle lady sings. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:30:49 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits In today's episode Clinton wins the Hates primary, Prince Harry leaves a hairy situation, and Hitler goes Adolf on Jewish girls. Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:28:25 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits