Recent updates from HollyWoody http://www.comedy.com/HollyWoody HollyWoody's Activity Feed en-us Mon, 12 May 2008 03:43:36 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com LOL: Your Mother - Sun, 6 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/your-mother ...is so fat, she's been hospitalized for morbid obesity. The newest from Elephant Larry. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:28:14 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/your-mother LOL: Superfan: March Madness - Thu, 27 Mar 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/superfan-march-madness The world's most outspoken sports fan goes up against an upstart Cinderella in a verbal match-up for the ages. Better get a T.O. baby! Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:28:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/superfan-march-madness LOL: Geico No (Insurance) - Mon, 17 Dec 2007 http://www.comedy.com/video/geico-no-insurance Sheng says he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by not having any! Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:28:11 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/geico-no-insurance LOL: Mermaids - Thu, 3 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/mermaids This is my second attempt. As you can tell from my first video I am more comfortable and I am not pacing like a race horse. Again, thanks to Wiseguys Comedy Club in SLC Utah and Marcus. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:28:06 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/mermaids LOL: Homeless James Bond - Sun, 6 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/homeless-james-bond Made by The Department of Acceptable Media. Homeless Bond uses his wits and garbage to stop the mastermind of the homeless underworld. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:28:04 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/homeless-james-bond LOL: Viral Video Politician - Mon, 7 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/viral-video-politician A Presidential candidate does his best to get views for his video. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:28:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/viral-video-politician LOL: Barack Obama: Jedi Master - Fri, 11 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/barack-obama-jedi-master Democrat Barack Hussein Obama has a way of persuading crowds as he campaigns for President. These aren't the droids you're looking for... Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:28:01 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/barack-obama-jedi-master LOL: Human Giant: Pinatas - Sun, 13 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/human-giant-pinatas Watch new episodes of Human Giant on MTV - Tuesdays at 11pm. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/human-giant-pinatas LOL: Black Magic - Tue, 15 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/black-magic Big Game Hunters present homeless hocus pocus. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/black-magic LOL: Games Conference - Tue, 15 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/games-conference The greatest minds of the late '70s determine our children's futures. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/games-conference LOL: Wakeup Pranks - Wed, 26 Dec 2007 http://www.comedy.com/embed/wakeup-pranks Those crazy japanese are up to it again. These guys scare people to wake them up. Some of them are pretty mean Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/wakeup-pranks LOL: You So Swayze - Mon, 7 Jan 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/you-so-swayze Matt says that a Dirty Dancing sequel without Patrick Swayze is a worse sequel than To Wong Foo 2: Electric Boogaloo. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:39 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/you-so-swayze LOL: I'm Rick James, Bitch! - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/im-rick-james-bitch I'm Rick James, bitch! 'Nuff said! Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:35 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/im-rick-james-bitch LOL: Racist Track - Mon, 7 Jan 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/racist-track Jacob says that NASCAR brings people together—people with wallet chains, mullets and bulging neck fat—but still, people coming together. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/racist-track LOL: Make A Hot Girl Laugh: Lost In Translation (Episode 1) - Mon, 7 Jan 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-lost-in-translation It's time for Comedy.com to rack up the laughs with an episode of Make A Hot Girl Laugh! Watch as comedians Mark Ellis and Julius Sharpe attempt to get the gorgeous [unintelligible] to chuckle her heart out. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:31 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-lost-in-translation LOL: Getting Personal With Horoscopes - Wed, 9 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/getting-personal-with-horoscopes August Benjamin is a creepy man with magical powers into your future. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/getting-personal-with-horoscopes LOL: F**k Planet Earth - Fri, 11 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/fuck-planet-earth The Earth and her majesty, she is beautiful. If only the animal felt the same... Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/fuck-planet-earth LOL: I Ken Lee without you... - Mon, 7 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/i-ken-lee-without-you Mariah is the universal language of music Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/i-ken-lee-without-you LOL: It's Not Easy Being Green - Thu, 10 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/it-s-not-easy-being-green Here is Kermit the Frog's reaction to the infamous "Two Girls One Cup" video. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/it-s-not-easy-being-green LOL: Beef Jerky - Sun, 13 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/beef-jerky Jamie talks about Beowulf and Beef Jerky! What could be funnier Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/beef-jerky LOL: Make A Hot Girl Laugh: The Nipple Effect (Episode 10) - Sun, 13 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-the-nipple-effect Comedians Clinton Pickens and Dave Hanson have a short time to get Brooke Long to laugh. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:24 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/make-a-hot-girl-laugh-the-nipple-effect LOL: PSA-Hole: Sex Education - Wed, 9 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-sex-education Comedy.com's PSA-Hole opines on the birds and the bees. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/psa-hole-sex-education LOL: High Times Editorial Office - Wed, 9 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/high-times-editorial-office Ever wonder what goes on in the dank offices of High Times? Wonder no more! Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/high-times-editorial-office LOL: General Eugene Mirman Testifies - Wed, 16 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/general-eugene-mirman-testifies General Eugene Mirman testifies to the Sentate. From http://www.236.com Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:17 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/general-eugene-mirman-testifies LOL: Watch Facebook Live! - Mon, 14 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/watch-facebook-live The dramatic tale of two long lost acquaintances, whose chance encounter causes them to bare their true feelings of each others profiles...and later, their souls. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:27:05 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/watch-facebook-live Upload: The HollyWoody Show: Woody At The "Superhero Movie" Premiere II (Episode 31) - Tue, 8 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-at-the-superhero-movie-premiere-ii It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a Woody! Comedy.com's entertainment reporter is back for more red carpet-razzing at the premiere of "Superhero Movie." Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:20:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-at-the-superhero-movie-premiere-ii Upload: The HollyWoody Show: Woody At The "Superhero Movie" Premiere (Episode 30) - Wed, 2 Apr 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-at-the-superhero-movie-premiere Entertainment reporter Woody Wittman has the power to annoy as he hits the red carpet for the premiere of "Superhero Movie." Our Spidey Sense tells us it’s going to be hilarious. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:14:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-hollywoody-show-woody-at-the-superhero-movie-premiere Upload: MICHAEL JOINER "DEATH BY MONKEY" - Sun, 9 Mar 2008 http://www.comedy.com/video/michael-joiner-death-by-monkey COMEDIAN MICHAEL JOINER HEADLINES THE BREA IMPROV Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:38:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/michael-joiner-death-by-monkey Upload: Where are my trousers - Tue, 4 Mar 2008 http://www.comedy.com/embed/where-are-my-trousers-1 Road trip with comedians Bob Bledsoe and Kyle Cease. Submission for Youtube's "Sketchies 2" competition. shot, edited, and submitted in one day, with 8 minutes until deadline... Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:38:32 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/where-are-my-trousers-1 Blog Post: Howdy! - Sun, 9 Mar 2008 http://www.comedy.com/HollyWoody/posthowdy

Hello Woody Friends and Fans:

Wow, there has been such a tremendous response to my recent videos from the Adult Entertainment Expo!  I can't thank you enough.

I really enjoyed my time there -- did you know that being in porn is not a dead end street?  I found out that ALL of the stars I met intend to have legitimate careers in film and TV.  Knowing that, I have a lot more confidence in them and their dreams.  I thought they just really liked getting nailed from behind on camera, but, in reality, they're working hard, honeing their acting chops.  Hell... it's a lot better than waiting tables!  At least they're constantly practicing their craft.

And the real good news is that since I've gotten in good with them so early in their careers, when they're big time Hollywood, A-list actors and actresses I will be the only reporter to have direct access to them. 

Well, that's all for now.  I have to go antiquing with my mom... a Sunday tradition in the Wittman-Hitler (my mom never dropped her maiden name, hence the hyphen) household.  Au revoir!

Cheers,

Woody 

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