Male
84 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States

Look for CITIZEN JIMMY my one hour comedy central special premiering in march. I make fun of Ronald Reagan in it, just to show I that I am current. I'm the only guy I know that is nostalgic for 2003. That was when I was the only guy making fun of George Bush. " " />

Jimmy Dore

Jimmy Dore

last updated on Fri, June 13, 2008 at 12:30 pm

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Male
84 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States

Look for CITIZEN JIMMY my one hour comedy central special premiering in march. I make fun of Ronald Reagan in it, just to show I that I am current. I'm the only guy I know that is nostalgic for 2003. That was when I was the only guy making fun of George Bush. "

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Elementary


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they layed down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some bastard has stolen our tent."


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