I think I need an eyebrow lift...
Published: Dec 10th 2007, 16:42
I believe in ugly mirrors and they seem to follow me in my bathroom offices. The bigger problem is that I'm not sure if this is due to an ugly mirror but I need an eyebrow lift. Not the penciled in parabola that you see on some high schoolers that make them seem surprised all of the time but just a slight lift to pull them off of my eyes. Do you think they do these? I've heard of a ball lift so i'm guessing so. Maybe I'll get the Jew taken out of my nose too, although I'd hate to lose its character.

