Kyle Cease

Kyle Cease

last updated on Mon, March 3, 2008 at 06:45 am

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Hello, My Name is:
Kyle  Cease 

About Me
"I WANT TO GIVE SOMEONE A DEPOSITE SLIP AND TELL THEM "YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK." "

MALE
82 YEARS OLD
CALIFORNIA
UNITED STATES

Looking across the generally gray and bleak landscape of stand-up comedy, Kyle Cease is a shining beacon of hope....not unlike a glistening, golden stream of urine during an extraordinarily satisfying pee. And I mean that in the best way possible. His voice is unique, you immediately want to be his best friend (though you'd never want him to date your sister), he is joyously silly and, above all, he makes you laugh. And you laugh hard. One Dimple showcases Kyle in all his supremely goofy glory. Enjoy him now before he gets a really awful sitcom and ruins everything. - Larry Morgan, Premiere Radio Networks

I play the piano, very delightfully. I love happiness and peeing (not the duo) If sandwiches were pizza, I would love time. I like Bar B Quing. I love Poker (not the duo) and I love nelson (not the duo, the wrestling position) I also love Simon and Garfunkel, (not the duo, the recipe)

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ONE DIMPLE CD W/BONUS COLLEGE TOUR DVD

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CLICK HERE TO BUY AT COMEDYCENTRAL.COM ACTOR AND COMEDIAN KYLE CEASE


APPEARANCES INCLUDE,

"NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE" (THE SLOW CLAPPER)

"10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU" (BOGEY LOWENSTEIN)

COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS KYLE CEASE

CO HOST OF LOVELINE WITH DR. DREW PREMIUM BLEND
JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
CBS LATE LATE SHOW
COMEDY CENTRAL ELF/SPOKESMAN
CD/DVD "ONE DIMPLE, 68 COLLEGE TOUR"
MOVIE "THE HAND JOB" WITH GARY BUSEY
CD: WAIT YOUR TURN

OVER 400 COLLEGE SHOWS MANY MANY UPCOMING ANNOUNCEMENTS AND SURPRISES/STAND UP CLIPS AND TOUR SCHEDULE AVAILABLE AT

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In New York, practicing my set at the Laugh Factory for my Comedy Central Special.


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In Your Vagina
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Kyle Cease: Comedy 101 Trailer 2
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Kyle Cease on Comics Unleashed
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Bob whittles Kyle a coffeemaker for Christmas
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Little Kyle sings a song
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Kyle Cease's Mock Date
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Here Comes Santa Claus- Look Busy
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