A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain....

There were three blondes who wanted to cross a river. So the first blonde asked God if he would make her smart enough to know how to swim and cro...

A wife says to her husband, "Please, take my bra off." "OK", says the husband. The wife says, "And please take my pant...

What do having sex and putting money in the bank have in common?

Deep in the middle of a forest lived a rabbit and a bear. The rabbit and the bear helped out a frog. In doing this great deed, the frog granted the...

One day a mother and her five year old daughter are walking through a park when they come across two teenagers having sex. The daughter asks, "...

Susie says, "Mom, George gave me ten bucks to climb the tree." Mom says, "You fool, he wanted to see your panties." Susie says...

[Note: this joke is better told than read] As Veteran's Day approached, a Minnesota pastor decided it would be a good idea to have members of hi...

One day an old woman went up to a preacher and said, "Sir, I love your serman but my husband keeps falling asleep in the middle of it! What do...