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Gap in Logic
Description: Nigel thinks Gap employees should stop dancing long enough to double as airport bag screeners…or the terrorists win.
Uploaded: on 12/11/07
Views: 127
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Rusty Taurus
Description: Nigel compares women to a rusty Taurus, which might explain why he gets less action than Rosie O’Donnell’s Bowflex.
Uploaded: on 12/11/07
Views: 202
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The Ramen-ator
Description: Nigel says Ramen is an essential part of anyone's diet whose checking account balance doesn't contain a comma.
Uploaded: on 12/11/07
Views: 127
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Better Off Bed
Description: Nigel says his new Tempur-Pedic mattress is like sleeping on a cloud…with a bearded homeless man nuzzling up against him.
Uploaded: on 12/11/07
Views: 118
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Ass-vertising
Description: Nigel feels that today’s sweatpants butt logos are getting lost in translation. And by translation, he means ass crack.
Uploaded: on 12/11/07
Views: 338
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