The Pervert Clown rants about a beer that tastes like douche, introduces a new "Lucky to be alive" segment, and responds to his enemi.......

The Pervert Clown rants about Tom Cruise's return to Oprah, explains the connection between Hillary Clinton and fat chicks in g-strings, and search...

The Pervert Clown reads from Jose Canseco's new children's book, wonders how Cedric Benson got busted by boat cops, and explains why Tyler Hansbrou...

The Pervert Clown cringes at John Daly’s topless golf performances and suggests who has the best tits in the PGA, rips the Yankees for banning Ca...

The Pervert Clown delivers a Pabst Blue Ribbon-sponsored rant about how much TV commercials suck, figures out what Roger Clemens and Kobe Bryant ha...

The Pervert Clown shows love to the McCain girls and Elliot Spitzer’s book while trying to avoid New York cops, Austrian parents and McDonald’s...

The Pervert Clown reflects on better days, yearning for the simplicity that America once embraced. Oh, how he longs for the days when tits were re...

In today's episode the Pervert Clown embraces religion in one hand and a beer in the other, Barack Obama flips out over a lapel pin, and NBC infrin...

In today's episode Isiah Thomas goes on the offensive, MLB is like TMZ, and the NHL playoffs get the same coverage as they do on television.

In today's episode Kobe rapes his way into the hearts of voters, Tiger Woods is Masters green with envy, and Jose Canseco is a pain in the steroid ...