http://www.comedy.com/Rainer Rainer's Activity Feed en-us Tue, 7 Oct 2008 03:39:22 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips In this special Independence Day broadcast the anchors offer holiday tips to make the most out of your Fourth of July. Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:32:56 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-july-fourth-party-tips http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics In today's episode the news team breaks down a list of the top 10 biggest boobs in politics. Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:42:55 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-biggest-boobs-in-politics http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-reasons-your-kid-might-be-gay In today's news report the team breaks down a list of the top 10 reasons your child might be gay. Now that there's anything wrong with that... Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:38:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-reasons-your-kid-might-be-gay http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish In today's broadcast the news team breaks down all the reasons you may not be one of the chosen people. L'chaim! Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:35:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-10-signs-you-re-not-jewish http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-doomo-arigatoo-mister-roboto In today's hard-hitting story we find the team making their own news at the annual Tokyo Robot Show. Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:59:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-doomo-arigatoo-mister-roboto http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-interviewing-angelina-s-twins In today's entertainment report the news team scores an exclusive fetus interview with Angelina Jolie's twins who explain what life is like inside the world's most famous womb. Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:23:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-interviewing-angelina-s-twins http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-panda-politics In today's political report the news team delivers a live broadcast from China where the nation is mourning the loss of one of its most beloved citizens: Mao Mao the Panda. Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:52:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-panda-politics http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-james-brown-auction In today's music report we find out what the going rate is for James Brown memorabilia -- including the mirror he did coke off of and the belt the used to whip his kids. Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:15:16 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-james-brown-auction http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lakers-blackout In today's sports report we travel back in time to see what two members of the 1947 Minneapolis Lakers think about the current NBA Finals and discover that the current Lakers roster is a lot different than they'd imagined it would be. Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:47:06 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-lakers-blackout http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-slut-scale In today's entertainment report the NNN anchors get a visit from the creator of the Slut Scale and find out from him who's the bigger slut: Sarah Jessica Parker or Scarlett Johansson. Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:08:33 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-slut-scale http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants In today's political report the anchors take a closer look at Hillary Clinton's non-resignation resignation speech and try to figure out whether she is actually admitting defeat or not. Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:14:17 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam In today's music report NNN's special concert correspondent appears via web-cam from the Mountain Jam Concert in upstate New York, while the anchors give you the latest urine-stained details from the R. Kelly trial. Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:19:28 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mountain-jam http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks In today's sports report Brock Thompson stops by to explain why the French Open sucks and we also learn what ultimate fighting has in common with The View. Tue, 03 Jun 2008 11:46:34 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-why-the-french-open-sucks http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-go-gadget-report In today's technology report NNN's special technology correspondent, Grant Access, reveals what's hot (guitar hero) and what's not (beepers) in the world of gadgets. Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:18:05 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-go-gadget-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama In today's episode the news team's special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, drops by to weigh in on Barack Obama's recent Holocaust comments. Thu, 29 May 2008 06:57:47 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-versus-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars In today's episode the news team delivers the first ever live report from the planet Mars and discovers it's the new hot spot for celebrity vacations. Wed, 28 May 2008 03:51:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate In today's episode, the NNN anchors score an interview with the leading candidate to be Obama' new running mate and discover that it's the ultimate political weapon - a male/female/white/latino named Scott Alltheparts. Tue, 27 May 2008 15:04:37 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-chooses-a-running-mate http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report In today's episode the anchors find out they have more viewers than the CW television network, discover the one thing that is illegal in San Francisco, and break down the NBA playoff match-ups with NNN sports reporter Brock Thompson. Fri, 23 May 2008 04:52:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-nba-finals-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-s-favorite-things In today's episode the anchors sit down with President Bush for an exclusive interview and find out that his favorite things include fishing, eating nachos, and bombing people. Fri, 23 May 2008 04:48:52 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-s-favorite-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny In today's episode the anchors interview the world's first "Cybrid," a half cow, half 'dude' who's bitter about not being a lion. Wed, 21 May 2008 12:24:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage In today's episode NNN interviews California's first gay married couple and reports on the new MTV show "Bromance." Shockingly, these are not the same thing. Thu, 15 May 2008 18:08:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding In today's episode, NNN interviews the caterers from Jenna Bush’' wedding and finds out what was on the menu (oil) and who paid for it (taxpayers). Mon, 12 May 2008 17:56:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal In today's episode, NNN analyzes McDonald's new "Sad Meal" before interviewing Hillary Clinton's campaign adviser about her new "Awesome" strategy. Mon, 12 May 2008 17:56:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview In today's episode John McCain sleeps through his exclusive NNN interview, and the connection between Barack Obama and Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown is explored. Sun, 11 May 2008 00:47:30 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro In today's episode the news team gets carried away with Vladimir Putin references before welcoming the deaf music critic for a review of Jason Castro's American Idol performance. Sun, 11 May 2008 00:44:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-music-critic-versus-jason-castro http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary In today's episode the news team gets political and invites a special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, on set to wish Hillary Clinton a fond farewell from the presidential race. Sun, 11 May 2008 00:40:08 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a fight between the NNN anchors over whether or not Mexicans are to blame. Meanwhile, the Obama campaign pretends it never liked Reverend Wright in the first place. Fri, 02 May 2008 01:26:44 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright