http://www.comedy.com/Vics Vics's Activity Feed en-us Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:23:33 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-slut-scale In today's entertainment report the NNN anchors get a visit from the creator of the Slut Scale and find out from him who's the bigger slut: Sarah Jessica Parker or Scarlett Johansson. Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:50:47 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-slut-scale http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars In today's episode the news team delivers the first ever live report from the planet Mars and discovers it's the new hot spot for celebrity vacations. Wed, 28 May 2008 12:20:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-live-from-mars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny In today's episode the anchors interview the world's first "Cybrid," a half cow, half 'dude' who's bitter about not being a lion. Tue, 20 May 2008 19:31:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-half-man-half-animal-all-funny http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol In an NNN special report on American Idol the team leaves the studio and sends its Deaf Music Critic out to the streets of Hollywood to get the scoop on the upcoming finale. Tue, 20 May 2008 19:31:19 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-david-is-our-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hijacking-the-news In today's episode the team lands an exclusive interview with an Afghani hijacker who is currently working as a janitor at Heathrow airport. Mon, 19 May 2008 09:45:38 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hijacking-the-news http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage In today's episode NNN interviews California's first gay married couple and reports on the new MTV show "Bromance." Shockingly, these are not the same thing. Fri, 16 May 2008 00:33:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-california-hearts-gay-marriage http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship In today's episode the NNN anchors celebrate Israel’s anniversary and the end of Jodi Foster's relationship. Also, NNN's Deaf Music Critic stops by to report on American Idol and his own laryngitis. Wed, 14 May 2008 18:54:43 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jodi-foster-comes-out-of-her-relationship http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor In today's episode the NNN anchors open up the phone lines to take calls from viewers and discover that their fans have lots of questions – for Oprah and Larry King. Tue, 13 May 2008 21:32:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-reach-out-and-touch-an-nnn-anchor http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding In today's episode, NNN interviews the caterers from Jenna Bush’' wedding and finds out what was on the menu (oil) and who paid for it (taxpayers). Tue, 13 May 2008 10:21:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-behind-the-scenes-at-the-bush-wedding http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal In today's episode, NNN analyzes McDonald's new "Sad Meal" before interviewing Hillary Clinton's campaign adviser about her new "Awesome" strategy. Mon, 12 May 2008 11:21:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mcdonald-s-new-sad-meal http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary In today's episode the news team gets political and invites a special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, on set to wish Hillary Clinton a fond farewell from the presidential race. Fri, 09 May 2008 00:39:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview In today's episode John McCain sleeps through his exclusive NNN interview, and the connection between Barack Obama and Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown is explored. Tue, 06 May 2008 10:38:23 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby In today's episode, NNN handicaps the Kentucky Derby and picks a surprising winner while still finding time to pitch a Diabetic Island reality TV show during a commercial break. Sun, 04 May 2008 22:02:39 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a fight between the NNN anchors over whether or not Mexicans are to blame. Meanwhile, the Obama campaign pretends it never liked Reverend Wright in the first place. Thu, 01 May 2008 20:38:41 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol In today's episode, we discover that the stock market is down and the average penis size is up. Coincidence? We think not. Meanwhile, the Deaf Music Critic checks out American Idol and likes what he doesn’t hear. Thu, 01 May 2008 15:54:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady In today's episode we discover that it wasn't just the Wind that cried Mary, and Barack Obama just can't seem to answer a simple question. It must be Fox News' fault! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:20:11 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana In today's episode NNN takes a trip to Arkansas where a 413 pound prisoner is about to eat his cellmate because he's hungrier than Randy Jackson at Souplantation. Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:20:52 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ladies-love-grand-theft-auto-special-report In this NNN Special Report, Trevor takes an in-depth look at how the release of Grand Theft Auto 4 is also aiding other releases. Ladies love GTA because their men love GTA -- and after six hours on the couch, they’re ready for six minutes in the bedroom. Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:20:43 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ladies-love-grand-theft-auto-special-report http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain In today's episode Hitler goes crazy on McCain, GTA is more than just a video game and it’s Cats Gone Wild. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:29:38 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby In today's episode CNN is the most trusted name in racism, WWJD at the DMV, and a gay couple gets the reach-a-round in Singapore. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:18:19 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-man-shoots-himself-in-self-defense In today's episode Japan's workforce is overrun by midgets, an Arizona man goes Dirty Harry on himself, and Stephen Hawking rolls over his interviewer. Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:27:10 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-man-shoots-himself-in-self-defense http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors In today's episode immigrants are taking all of our non-jobs, Danica Patrick takes the checkered flag and the testicles of the competition, and Hillary has one black bobble-head doll friend. Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:45:27 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married In today's episode a Washington teen sets Guinness World Record by a nose, Eli Manning is set to fumble his vows, and a Chicagoan takes "man's best friend" to a whole new level. Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:12:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-eli-manning-getting-married http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-pope-it-s-your-birthday In today's episode the Pope puts on his party hat, Royal Caribbean unveils their floating rape vessel, and the Deaf Music Critic handicaps 'Mariah Carey' night on 'American Idol.' Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:05:41 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-go-pope-it-s-your-birthday http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-laura-bush-hosts-today-show In today's episode Mr. Mexican Potato Head, Laura Bush tries to beat Katie Couric in the ratings, and Americans scramble to beat the tax deadline. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:14:00 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-laura-bush-hosts-today-show http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap In today's episode Vanilla Ice increases his street cred, NASA promotes Moons Over My Hammy, and Zimbabwe over its head. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:59:38 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-vanilla-ice-beats-the-rap http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib In today's episode President Bush super-sizes troop escalation, blind people hate on the environment, and an exclusive expose on immigration. Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:51:29 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bush-order-troops-mcrib http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham In today's episode David Beckham revolutionizes the way Americans ignore soccer, Tupac Shakur gets a bad rap, and the blind movie critic is at a 'Stop Loss' for words. Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:01:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bend-over-like-beckham http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote In today's episode Obama embarks on his "No Back of the Bus" tour, Hillary has amnesia about Bosnia, and Jamie Lee Curtis graces the cover of "Sagging Juggs" magazine. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:50:48 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza In today's episode Hillary says white chocolate is better for you than dark chocolate, the White House Easter egg roll comes with soy sauce, and the Easter Bunny succumbs to fur cancer. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:23:17 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-easter-extravaganza http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o In today's episode a Kansas woman spends two years on the can, Hitler tears Oprah into "A Million Little Pieces," and Steve-O threatens (promises?) to take his own life. Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:24:36 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery In today's St. Patrick's Day-themed episode the weather girl pisses herself, the movie critic pukes himself, and the sports anchor pleasures himself. Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:55:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed, Barack wants nothing to do with Hillary's slot, and 8 Simple Rules for Giving My Teenage Daughter Gonorrhea. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:08:25 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreciation for the alphabet. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:39:03 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over "Blind Mountain." Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:10:42 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competition away, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies...of embarrassment, and Keith Richards' skin is stripped to make handbags. Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:10:30 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits In today's episode Clinton wins the Hates primary, Prince Harry leaves a hairy situation, and Hitler goes Adolf on Jewish girls. Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:36:20 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things In today's episode John McCain crosses "racist remarks" off his bucket list, Emmanuel Lewis offers $3,000 in Camel Cash for Neverland Ranch, and the infamous blind movie critic ironically reviews "Unforeseen." Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:05:55 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the deaf music critic handicaps American Idol, and ABC's Carpoolers gets less views than Mel Gibson's JDate profile. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:46:59 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars In today's episode, Jimmy Kimmel is on top for once, Barrack Obama is in 72 virgin territory, and Paris Hilton's pussy gets shaved and neutered. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:41:54 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary In today's episode the blind movie critic has no "Vantage Point," women golfers putt from the ruff, and Barack blows while Hillary swallows. Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:11:40 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-rip-britney-spears-career In today's episode Iran and Israel settle their differences with a "Yo Momma" battle, Britney Spears shocks everyone by not dying, and Gay Frankenstein gives sex advice to the "conveniently parked." Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:36:22 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-rip-britney-spears-career http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-condoleezza-rice-krispie-treats In today’s episode – President Bush visits the Bushmen, Lindsay Lohan exposes her bush, and Fidel Castro retires to spend more quality time suppressing his family. Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:54:42 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-condoleezza-rice-krispie-treats