In today's episode Japan's workforce is overrun by midgets, an Arizona man goes Dirty Harry on himself, and Stephen Hawking rolls over his intervie...

In today's episode African neighborhoods create a "Penis Patrol," Hillary Clinton has the bigger penis in Pennsylvania, and Brooke White ...

Dog eating peanut butter

In today's St. Patrick's Day-themed episode the weather girl pisses herself, the movie critic pukes himself, and the sports anchor pleasures himself.

G Thang explains how yo' old ass momma injured her hip. It's 'cause she fell off the dinosaur she was riding as a kid.

In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed, Barack wants nothing to do with Hillary's slot, and 8 Simple Rules for Giving M...

In today's episode Dr. Kevorkian commits political suicide, a "Gilligan's Island" star takes a three-hour tour of prison, and an "Am...

In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the deaf music critic handicaps American Idol, and ABC's Carpoolers gets less views th...

What happens when you skip class.

In today's episode the Pervert Clown hands out his own Oscar Awards and you can bet there will be blood.