Austin Anderson? What is an Austin Anderson? I embrace each new age and let the bells of beauty ring. DING, DONG, DING , I live a bohemian lifestyle. I'm down for whatever gig, whenever. I'ver worked with many of famous comedians and worked a plethera of clubs. "LIfe is an adventure live it till you die."
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to this beautiful girl and starts looking at his watch. The girl notices this, and asks him if his date is late. "No," he replies. "I've just got this new state of the art watch, and I was just about to test it."
"What does it do?" she asks.
"It uses alpha waves, to telepathically talk to me," he answers.
"What's it telling you now?" she asks.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties," he answers.
"Ha!!! It must be broken then, because I am!" she counters.
He slyly replies, "Damn! This silly thing's an hour fast."
Austin: people think I get my jokes from you
Posted by Hill on 4/16/2008 10:11 amAn inconvenient Truth was so funny, I almost wrote to Mr. Vice President and told him Al Gore's name is "Damn!".
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