http://www.comedy.com/battynatty23 battynatty23's Activity Feed en-us Mon, 6 Oct 2008 22:34:43 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gas-holes In today's Special Report the news team treks across the globe to figure out why gas is so expensive by talking to a Saudi Arabian sheikh and some good old fashioned American gas buyers. Wed, 18 Jun 2008 09:26:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-gas-holes http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary In today's episode the news team gets political and invites a special correspondent, Adolf Hitler, on set to wish Hillary Clinton a fond farewell from the presidential race. Fri, 09 May 2008 00:36:36 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-s-farewell-to-hillary http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview In today's episode John McCain sleeps through his exclusive NNN interview, and the connection between Barack Obama and Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown is explored. Mon, 05 May 2008 22:07:19 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby In today's episode, NNN handicaps the Kentucky Derby and picks a surprising winner while still finding time to pitch a Diabetic Island reality TV show during a commercial break. Mon, 05 May 2008 11:24:45 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright In today’s episode, a crime wave at the White House sparks a fight between the NNN anchors over whether or not Mexicans are to blame. Meanwhile, the Obama campaign pretends it never liked Reverend Wright in the first place. Thu, 01 May 2008 20:37:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-obama-doesnt-want-to-be-wright http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol In today's episode, we discover that the stock market is down and the average penis size is up. Coincidence? We think not. Meanwhile, the Deaf Music Critic checks out American Idol and likes what he doesn’t hear. Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:23:53 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady In today's episode we discover that it wasn't just the Wind that cried Mary, and Barack Obama just can't seem to answer a simple question. It must be Fox News' fault! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:13:12 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana In today's episode NNN takes a trip to Arkansas where a 413 pound prisoner is about to eat his cellmate because he's hungrier than Randy Jackson at Souplantation. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:01:26 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hannah-shows-us-her-montana http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain In today's episode Hitler goes crazy on McCain, GTA is more than just a video game and it’s Cats Gone Wild. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:01:18 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-hitler-endorses-mccain http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby In today's episode CNN is the most trusted name in racism, WWJD at the DMV, and a gay couple gets the reach-a-round in Singapore. Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:28:07 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-two-gay-men-and-a-baby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-polygamist-leader-speaks-out In today's episode a Chinese man flips his dad the bird-flu, a Pakistani gas leak is silent but deadly, and polygamist kids lay the darndest things. Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:07:42 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-polygamist-leader-speaks-out http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rest-in-peace In today's episode Charlton Heston receives a 21 million gun salute, President Bush sniffs out a deal with Columbia, and Pamela Anderson has fake breasts but a reality TV show. Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:07:14 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-charlton-heston-rest-in-peace http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane In today's episode John McCain's mom is McRacist, President Bush throws out the first pitch along with the Constitution, and deaf music critic Glen Cooper is back with the Idol Scooper. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:45:15 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack In today's episode 50 Cent stumps for Obama, Hillary has trouble raising 50 cents, and doctors are all about the Benjamins. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:45:13 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows In today's episode Barack & Hillary fight for the Zebra vote, Ashton Kutcher sucks in more ways than one, and the deaf music critic is a little pitchy. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:40:39 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote In today's episode Obama embarks on his "No Back of the Bus" tour, Hillary has amnesia about Bosnia, and Jamie Lee Curtis graces the cover of "Sagging Juggs" magazine. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:40:32 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus In today's episode Jesus doesn’t want to see ANY eggs this Easter, Britney Spears guest stars on "Whore I Met Your Mother," and Hillary Clinton preaches to the pant-suit choir. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:17:19 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-easter-bunny-killed-jesus http://www.comedy.com/video/mayflower-hotel-room-871 Confidential videotape acquired from the FBI via wikileaks. Eliot Spitzer, for shame. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:17:04 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/mayflower-hotel-room-871 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills In today's episode Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on in court, Wal-Mart introduces the "Tickle Me-Ahmadinejad" doll, and Gay Frankenstein gets miscarried away about pregnancy. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:04:24 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o In today's episode a Kansas woman spends two years on the can, Hitler tears Oprah into "A Million Little Pieces," and Steve-O threatens (promises?) to take his own life. Sun, 16 Mar 2008 22:55:12 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery In today's St. Patrick's Day-themed episode the weather girl pisses herself, the movie critic pukes himself, and the sports anchor pleasures himself. Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:31:54 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed, Barack wants nothing to do with Hillary's slot, and 8 Simple Rules for Giving My Teenage Daughter Gonorrhea. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:08:36 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tapping charges, Gay Frankenstein gets a nine-hour enema, and British surveillance cameras get a little "nippy." Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:50:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreciation for the alphabet. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:41:56 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over "Blind Mountain." Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:12:13 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competition away, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies...of embarrassment, and Keith Richards' skin is stripped to make handbags. Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:12:06 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old In today's episode we find out that everything is bigger in Texas (including racists), Israel and Hezbollah agree to disagree, and Madonna's beer gives good head. Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:51:50 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president In today's episode Iran's president has Shiite for brains, Britney Spears slips herself roofies, and Hillary Clintonsays it aint over 'til the fat ankle lady sings. Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:26:52 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-shiite-happens-to-irans-president http://www.comedy.com/battynatty23 Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:14:56 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/battynatty23 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits In today's episode Clinton wins the Hates primary, Prince Harry leaves a hairy situation, and Hitler goes Adolf on Jewish girls. Sun, 02 Mar 2008 16:12:49 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things In today's episode John McCain crosses "racist remarks" off his bucket list, Emmanuel Lewis offers $3,000 in Camel Cash for Neverland Ranch, and the infamous blind movie critic ironically reviews "Unforeseen." Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:46:54 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the deaf music critic handicaps American Idol, and ABC's Carpoolers gets less views than Mel Gibson's JDate profile. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:06:53 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars In today's episode, Jimmy Kimmel is on top for once, Barrack Obama is in 72 virgin territory, and Paris Hilton's pussy gets shaved and neutered. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:38:48 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-sodomizing-with-the-stars http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-country-for-jewish-men In today's episode Ralph Nader runs for President of Fantasy Land, Castro's 76-year-old younger brother takes over in a "youth movement," and Taco Bell debuts their new slogan: Puke Outside The Bun. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:23:47 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-country-for-jewish-men http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth In today's episode Jennifer Lopez gives birth to Skeletor's babies, President Bush does the African Anteater Dance, and Hitler tells Hanukkah to suck it. Sat, 23 Feb 2008 20:39:31 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-j-lo-gives-j-birth http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary In today's episode the blind movie critic has no "Vantage Point," women golfers putt from the ruff, and Barack blows while Hillary swallows. Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:11:56 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-beats-snot-out-of-hillary