You were young. You didn’t really know what was happening. But you liked it. You liked it a lot. Here are the top 9 babes who inspired your first ever “special alone moment.”

1. Cindy Crawford
Classy. Although I’ve always thought she had a kinda weird bod.

2. Elizabeth Shue
Kinda chunky in The Karate Kid. But chunky in the best possible way.

3. Miss Elizabeth
She was hot shit when I was 8 and she was alive.

4. Vanna White
Nobody looks better in a “showbiz gown”.

5. Kathy Ireland
Kinda like Cindy Crawford’s runty sister. Less Cosmo, more Daytona.

6. Cheryl Tiegs
What are you, like, 50?

7. Mary Pickford
Then, you’re a dead guy.

8. Rachel Bilson
Welcome to the club, sport. The “Boner” club.

9. Richard Grieco
This is not the right list for you.

Tags: celebrity, list of the day, sex

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