How We Spent Our Day Today

This morning we rolled out of bed all bright-eyed and full of life, ready to spend a day not doing our job. We kind of just felt like hanging around, drinking beer and being “That Guy,” but then we remembered that all that drinking usually turns us into this guy.
Determined to make some changes in our life, we asked our doctor for some advice and he recommended that we either have a friend hit a golf ball into our chest or kick President Bush’s ass on the basketball court. We were hoping the cure would come from something easier, like buying a creepy talking Jesus doll.
By the time the afternoon rolled around, we realized that our best bet was probably just to dance around almost naked before curling up on the couch and watching some of Tyra Banks’ Fear Factor.
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