Comments on: 5 Denny’s Menu Items That Sound Like Dirty Sex Acts http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/06/27/5-dennys-menu-items-that-sound-like-dirty-sex-acts/ Your hourly source for the funniest stuff on the web. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:28:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Ian http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/06/27/5-dennys-menu-items-that-sound-like-dirty-sex-acts/#comment-1655 Ian Sat, 23 Aug 2008 13:37:38 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=305#comment-1655 Oh yes, and then there are the "stacked" and "double stacked" items. Like the waitresses, that turns out not to be the adolescent wet-dream it sounds like. Oh yes, and then there are the “stacked” and “double stacked” items. Like the waitresses, that turns out not to be the adolescent wet-dream it sounds like.

]]> By: Dead Serious http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/06/27/5-dennys-menu-items-that-sound-like-dirty-sex-acts/#comment-857 Dead Serious Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:05:34 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=305#comment-857 They have so many "slams" that it makes it easy. I remember about 10 or 15 years ago going into Friendly's and they were pushing a uniquely-named ice cream treat. So when the waitress asked if anyone wanted a "Friendly Dutch Fudge Roll," I asked if I had to go in the back room for that. She wasn't amused, but the rest of my table, and the people at the next table thought it was a knee slapper. (Come to think of it, "Knee Slapper" sounds like it could be part of another dirty joke.) They have so many “slams” that it makes it easy. I remember about 10 or 15 years ago going into Friendly’s and they were pushing a uniquely-named ice cream treat. So when the waitress asked if anyone wanted a “Friendly Dutch Fudge Roll,” I asked if I had to go in the back room for that. She wasn’t amused, but the rest of my table, and the people at the next table thought it was a knee slapper. (Come to think of it, “Knee Slapper” sounds like it could be part of another dirty joke.)

]]> By: Boneless http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/06/27/5-dennys-menu-items-that-sound-like-dirty-sex-acts/#comment-853 Boneless Sat, 28 Jun 2008 23:31:25 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=305#comment-853 They used to call their deserts "Happy Endings" or something along those lines... They used to call their deserts “Happy Endings” or something along those lines…

]]> By: Bill http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/06/27/5-dennys-menu-items-that-sound-like-dirty-sex-acts/#comment-851 Bill Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:43:47 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=305#comment-851 @Lee451: It's not the OP's fault that Denny's menu items sound dirty. Gotta go for a quarter pounder at the golden arches... Heh heh. I said pounder. @Lee451: It’s not the OP’s fault that Denny’s menu items sound dirty.

Gotta go for a quarter pounder at the golden arches…

Heh heh. I said pounder.

]]> By: Pussy Stretcher http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/06/27/5-dennys-menu-items-that-sound-like-dirty-sex-acts/#comment-848 Pussy Stretcher Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:59:11 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=305#comment-848 Oh yeah...I'll have an order to go...Quick !!!! Oh yeah…I’ll have an order to go…Quick !!!!

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]]> By: Lee451 http://www.comedy.com/blog/2008/06/27/5-dennys-menu-items-that-sound-like-dirty-sex-acts/#comment-846 Lee451 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:35:36 +0000 http://www.comedy.com/blog/?p=305#comment-846 You are kind of reaching for the sexual innuendos there, aren't you? Are you the kind of person who twists every word another person says into some type of sexual meaning? You are kind of reaching for the sexual innuendos there, aren’t you? Are you the kind of person who twists every word another person says into some type of sexual meaning?

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