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6 Cars That Make Women Seem Hotter Than They Actually Are
Women can do many things to make themselves more attractive. One of the overlooked aspects of hotness for females is the car they drive. Here are 6 cars that make women automatically more attractive.
6. Porsche - Any Kind.
You’re an important lady with places to be and things to do. You probably also have a trust fund, can get us things and might even let us drive. We just hope it’s not your sugar daddy’s. We don’t want your OJ to murder us.
5. The FJ40
We like when a babe drives a Jeep, but the Toyota FJ40 means that you’re the same type of broad as the Jeep driver, except you’re weirder and are probably into dirtier things. Like anal.
4. The Mini Cooper
You’re a girlie girl. You’ll probably give us a blowie. And we like those. Plus, you’re okay with small things.
3. The Range Rover
This is the perfect cougar wagon. You like it rougher than the Porsche driver, but you’re more mature than the FJ40 hipster. You’ll teach us crazy shit and then drive us to the STD clinic in style.
2. Prius
You care about the environment. That also means you probably care about stuff like ‘free love’ and ‘threesomes’ because you’re ‘experimenting with lesbianism’. In other words, you’re a dirty hippie. And we’re okay with most things associated with that. Most things.
1. A Woman at a Bus Stop
Clearly, some terrible things have happened to you. Maybe you’ve made some bad decisions. Maybe you’re recovering from some problems with the bottle. Either way, we’ve got a fighting chance to bone you.
Comedy.com’s ListMaster is Mike Bridenstine.
