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It’s a right of passage for many teenage boys and scumbags. It’s a man’s way of showing proof that he’s digitally stimulated his lady friend. Here are the people who nobody would ever want that olfactory proof from. Ever.

 

7. Danny DeVito

 

 

Whenever you smell something bad and can’t figure out where it’s coming from, there’s always a possibility it’s Rhea Perlman’s beav.

 

6. Bill Clinton

 

 

It’d be like playing Russian Roulette. In this scenario the bullet would be if his fingers smelled like Hillary’s groan-gina.

 

5. Kelli Carpenter

 

 

Unless she gets rid of the ‘Rosie’ smell when she puts in all of her lesbian hair product.

 

4. Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh

 

 

A) Because his fingers smell like fish and chips from 1947 and B) Because you’ll probably get murdered.

 

3. Steve Wozniak

 

 

All traces of U.S. currency has traces of cocaine. Since the Woz is a billionaire, it only makes sense that most money in circulation has traces of Kathy Griffin’s hack-pussy.

 

2. Matthew Broderick

 

 

His fingers smell like horse stables and lady biceps. Barf.

 

1. Blake Fielder-Civil

 

 

Unless you like the womanly smell of smack spoons and zombie coffins. Gross.

 

 

Comedy.com’s ListMaster is Mike Bridenstine. His fingers smell like computer keyboards and Doritos.

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