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We’re only a couple weeks in to the 2008 NFL season and we’re getting antsy for the next big touchdown celebration. Well here are 10 end zone celebrations we’d like to see.

 

10. The Jessica Simpson Masturbation Touchdown.

 

 

This is where a player pulls out an 8 x 10 glossy of Tony Romo’s girlfriend and feigns masturbation. If you’re not playing the Cowboys, any opposing team wife, daughter or pre-pubescent son will work wonders. The more personal the better. And really get into it.

 

9. The Pole Vault.

 

 

We want to see somebody grab a first down marker and attempt to clear the goal post. They won’t, which would make it even better.

 

8. Make it Rain.

 

 

The guy who scored runs up to the field goal and performs a sexy pole dance move while two of his teammates pull out wads of cash and toss it into the air.

 

7. Taking An Actual Shit.

 

We don’t think that’s been done before, but just because there’re so many pads. You’d be banned for life, but you’d be going out on top. Especially if there’s lots of it.

 

6. The Dirty Dancing Move.

 

 

Has this been done? They’ve had 21 years. Just do it already. You owe Swayze.

 

5. The Hora

 

 

This is where the player sits in a chair and his teammates carry him around Bar Mitzvah style. It’d be real nice if he yelled “I’m a man!” while all this was happening.

 

4. Evolution of the Dance.

 

 

See how many you can squeeze in before you’re penalized for unsportsmanlike.

 

3. The Cheerleader Pyramid.

 

 

Bring it on? It’s already been brought.

 

2. The “It’s a Boy”.

 

 

T.O. or whoever would run into the stands and help a pregnant woman deliver an actual baby.

 

1. The Karate Kid.

 

 

After scoring a touchdown, the player gets into the crane stance and real life Billy Zabka (Johnny from the Cobra Kai) runs into the end zone and is kicked in the face.

 

 

Comedy.com’s ListMaster is Mike Bridenstine. He is a die-easy Bears fan.

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