We know that many of you out there are struggling with coming up with just the right cute nickname for your boyfriend (almost as many of you as are trying to come up with sweet things to say to your boyfriend), so we decided to put together a list of cute nicknames for boyfriends inspired by some famous couples that you may recognize. Feel free to use any of these cute nicknames for boyfriends if you happen to date one of these famous guys in the future, or adapt one of these cute nicknames to fit your own personal boyfriend (even if he’s imaginary).

Boyfriend: Levi Johnston
Currently Dating: Bristol Palin
Cute Nickname for Boyfriend: God. Because it’s not a sin if God knocks you up.

Boyfriend: Ashton Kutcher
Currently Dating: Demi Moore
Cute Nickname for Boyfriend: Mother Fucker. This one might be more applicable a nickname for Rumor Willis to call him, considering she had a crush on him up until the point that he started boinking her mom.

Boyfriend: Brad Pitt
Currently Dating: Angelina Jolie
Cute Nickname for Boyfriend: Uglyface. Because all things are relative and compared to Angelina Jolie…

Boyfriend: Tony Romo
Currently Dating: Jessica Simpson
Cute Nickname for Boyfriend: Sack. This nickname works on a lot of levels. He gets sacked, he’s good in the sack (presumably if he’s able to keep Jessica Simpson), he’s as big of a douche as Sack from Wedding Crashers, and he smells like a sack. Our sack. Fuck the Cowboys.

Boyfriend: Tom Cruise
Currently Dating: Katie Holmes
Cute Nickname for Boyfriend: Psycho Midget. This is pretty self-explanatory.

Boyfriend: Neil Patrick Harris
Currently Dating: David Burtka
Cute Nickname for Boyfriend: Neil Patrick Harris. If we were dating Neil Patrick Harris, we’d refer to him by his full Christian name as much as possible.

Boyfriend: Chris Brown
Currently Dating: Rihanna
Cute Nickname for Boyfriend: Cupcake. We don’t know why. It’s just such a darn cute nickname.

Boyfriend: Anne Hathaway
Currently Dating: Raffaelo Dollieri
Cute Nickname for Boyfriend: Scumbag. Just because they broke up, he lied to her a lot, and he’s in jail doesn’t mean she can’t have a cute nickname like Scumbag for him. Or Dildomouth. Or Analjuiceface.

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