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Love/Hate With Brido: Standards and Practices
Today, Comedy.com asked me to look through some of our beloved videos for standards and practices and take notes on what material could be deemed offensive to our viewers. After doing so, I realized that, when reading the lists out of context, are pretty funny on their own. Here are some of the videos I watched, followed by the notes.
SuperFan SuperFan: March Madness 0:03:10
Middle finger. Fuckin’. Fuckin’. Shit. Dick. Fuck. Asshole. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Fuckin’. Fuck. Ass. Balls. Shit. Fuck. Balls. Middle finger. Fuck.
HotGirl Lost In Translation 0:02:55
Tits. I like head. Let’s go fuck those kids. STD jokes. Urinate on myself. Rack.
HotGirl Jiggle All The Way 0:02:58
Sex with his cousins. Playing with balls. Nuts on my face. Masturbating. Underage sex joke. Show me what hole to do it in. Bang her. Fuckin’.
HotGirl Best Chest In The West 0:03:02
Gay sex joke. Pubic hair shaving joke. Hung like a moose. Came in my pants. Came on my tits. Bullshit.
HotGirl Here Titty Titty 0:03:05
Shit. Shit. Retardation. Goddamn. Nuts. Title says ‘titty’.
HotGirl The Breast Of Times 0:03:06
Big ass. Vagina. Measuring penises at the zoo. Titty. Spank bank. Nuts. Shit.
HotGirl How The Breast Was Won 0:03:06
Make my dick hard. Fake orgasm joke. I want to ride you… the British are coming. Dick.
HotGirl Racy Stacy 0:03:10
Nephhew grabs penis. Balls. Suck my balls. Bullshit.
HotGirl Body Paint By Numbers 0:03:21
Bleeped “fucking”. He hung me from his waist and I doubled as his penis. Harry Potter penis joke. Crabs joke. Gay sex joke. Ball tasting joke. Balls smelling joke. Nuts joke. Jugs.
HotGirl Brazilian Everywhere 0:03:58
Cunnilingis. Brazilian wax joke. Suck my duck. Play with your bobs. Bleeped cum. Horny frog – rub it. Bleeped fuck. Bleeped fuck. Bleeped shit. Bang her.
HotGirl Miss February 0:03:35
Jergens joke. Erection joke. Stick her. Masturbating joke. Uterus joke. Big penis. Finger up my butt. Skid mark. Rape van. Bleeped bullshit. Heavy petting.
HotGirl All-Star Chest 0:03:59
Vagina. Rack. Gigantic boobs. Shaved pubes. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Piss. Dick. Penis. Peeing. Head. Head. Fake oral sex motion. Bleeped motherfucker. Bitches. Hoes. Bleeped fuck. Suck on this. Bleeped fuck. Bleeped shit. Bleeped fuck. Weed joke.
HotGirl Cute Carla 0:03:42
Crabs. Jerked off. Cuts off early.
HotGirl Gay Guy Versus Straight Guy 0:03:26
Bleeped shit. Clinic joke. Orgasm act out. Shaved Nuts. Nipple slip.
SmokeBreak What Are You, On Your Period?
It says period a bunch. Lots of period jokes. Vagina. Gushing blood jokes. Tampons.
SmokeBreak Bela Karolyi Goes Crazy
Turtles having sex.
SmokeBreak Comedy 911: You’re Fired!
Bleeped fucking. Bleeped fucking. Bleeped fucking. Prick. Bleeped fuck.
SmokeBreak What If Girls Thought Like Guys?
Do it in the kitchen. Humping motions.
SmokeBreak Sexual Fantasy Baseball
Screw. Masturbation act-out. Jacking off. Masturbation act-out.
SmokeBreak Warner Brothers Tells Harry Potter Fans To Fuck Off
Bleeps: Ass, fucking, fuck, fucking, shit, fuck, shitty, faggot, fucked.
SmokeBreak Palin And Biden Ask For Special Rules In VP Debate
Retarded. Sex acts with a baby.
SmokeBreak Pirates 2 Porn Premiere
Blurred nipples. Fake blurred erection. Masturbation act out. Porn with daughter and mom. Masturbating. Bleeped fucking. Gigantic bushes. Bush. Shave the bush. Boob grab.
SmokeBreak How Not To Make A Yom Kippur Comedy Video
Bleeped shit. Bleeped fucking. Bleeped fucking. Bleeped shit. Bleeped shit.
SmokeBreak The Reason For Madonna’s Divorce Revealed
Vagina worn out, smells weird. Vagina. Penis. Sagging boobs. 69. Manhood. Labia. Bone Madonna.
Mike Bridenstine is a stand-up comedian based out of Los Angeles. He is quite possibly the funniest person of all time.
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