The 7 Worst Celebrity Twins
Being a twin can either lead to wacky hijinks or completely suck. The 1988 movie “Twins”, for example, is about a pair of unlikely twins accidentally created by scientists. Arnold Schwarzenegger is smart and muscle-y and Danny DeVito is a grossout lowlife. Being the “DeVito Twin” would suck. But for a lot of celebrity siblings, that’s pretty much what they are. Here are the bottom 7 twins of celebrities.
7. Daniel Heder
One is Napoleon Dynamite. The other is his less-successful Mormon brother. And nobody ever says, “Hey aren’t you the less-successful Mormon brother of Napoleon Dynamite?”
6. Leslie Hamilton
Do you think that Linda Hamilton’s identical sister cries every time she drives past the estate of James Cameron? And, if so, do you think Linda can feel it?
5. Hunter Johansson
Lots of women would probably like to look like Scarlett Johansson. I’m sure Hunter wouldn’t mind if he’d ended up looking exactly like her, with her exact career. Instead he just got those glasses.
4. Patricia Bundchen
You know what would suck? Being a fairly-attractive Brazilian broad, but having your fucking twin sister be Gisele Bundchen, the quarterback-banging supermodel. It would probably suck to be a non-twin sister of a supermodel. Now imagine that, with a slight chromosomal twist, you’d be the one who doesn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000. Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
3. Michael Kutcher
Ooff. Ashton Kutcher’s twin brother was punk’d by life.
2. Ozzie Canseco
How many times has Ozzie regretted turning down steroids? Well, Jose hit 462 home runs in his career. Ozzie hit zero. So the correct answer is 462 times.
1. Paul Diesel
That’s probably not his real name. But Vin Diesel’s brother looks like if Paul Giamatti played a gay ’70’s porn star. In other words, he looks like if Paul Giamatti played Vin Diesel.
Tags: ashton kutcher, celebrities with twins, celebrity twins, gisele bundchen, Jon Heder, jose canseco, napoleon dynamite, scarlett johansson, vin diesel
January 8th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Clearly you haven’t heard of the success Michael Kutcher has seen from playing one of the 2 cavemen featured in the ever popular Geico commercials
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January 9th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson should be on this!
January 9th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Love the pic of Vin Diesel’s twin. Great find!
January 9th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
uhhh you say daniel heder is the “less-successful mormon brother” and the way that’s being said, it makes it sound like there is a negative connotation to the word mormon. and dude, daniel and jon both are…
January 10th, 2009 at 6:40 am
The Johanssen and Diesel twins were a revelation in wtf.
January 10th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Paul Diesel and Vin Diesel does not look like twins to me and yes he does look like a gay ass porn star
January 11th, 2009 at 8:44 am
thebomb is right: “less-successful mormon brother” does sound like it carries a negative connotation with it. But rightfully so. Mormons are fucking idiots. Plenty of them are good people, but they’re fucking idiots.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Not only is Napoleon Dynamite a twin, but so is Pedro.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:36 am
You can’t be an identical twin if one is male and the other is female. They both have to be the same sex to be “identical”.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:44 am
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January 8th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Clearly you haven’t heard of the success Michael Kutcher has seen from playing one of the 2 cavemen featured in the ever popular Geico commercials”
Yeah he doesnt even need makeup.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
what about those two assholes in Nelson the shit heavy metal band? Gunner and someone else
January 11th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Starr: which is the ugly twin, then? LOL
I’d take Patricia Bundchen over Gisele because I think Gisele looks more mannish. Just my opinion….but I’m not wrong!
January 12th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Sadly, Ozzie Canseco also used steroids. The fact that he still managed to hit 0 ML homers (but he sure was a force in the Atlantic League…) is truly a testament to his awfulness.
January 12th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Scarlett has a twin?? first picture of him I’ve ever seen. I wonder how old she was the last time he saw her naked.
January 12th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
whoever even posted these pics - it*s so F*ed up to say about ashton kutcher*s brother b.c. he was born with cerebral palsy. wow.. apparently whoever wrote these comments clearly hates their life & should honestly go to hell.
January 16th, 2009 at 12:46 am
Napoleon is also a Mormon. And for agent smith to say that all mormons are idiots shows his ignorance and stupidity. I’ve met a bunch of the actors on Napoleon. They are cool
January 16th, 2009 at 6:56 am
This would have made a fascinating article if the author didn’t seem to have an envious stick up his @$$. Personally, if I were the twin sibling of a celebrity I wouldn’t give a crap about whether or not I was as “successful” as them. It wouldn’t be worth being chased around by rabid fans and paparazzi. The way you talk about them like they are pathetic failures shows that if you were the sibling of somebody famous you would be throwing a fit like a spoiled kid in a grocery store screaming “I WANNA BE FAMOUS TOO!”. These people show a lot more class than you by being happy with who they are.
January 19th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Just for the record, both Heder and his brother are Mormons.
Oh, and “agent smith” is a bigot.
Thanks.