Earlier in the year we gave you Baseball’s All-Ugly Team. The NBA should not be left out. Here is the NBA’s All-Ugly Team. We’re going with a 12 man roster and a coach.  And Sam Cassell didn’t even make the list. Enjoy.

 
Calvin Booth - Timberwolves

This is not an attractive man. It looks like somebody took a regular-sized ugly guy and then put them in a fun house mirror. And yet he still somehow manages to kind of look like Nicholas Cage.

Adam Morrison - Bobcats

If you got sent to detention hall in middle school in 1993, Adam Morrison was the kid in the back of the room who was in there for stabbing a janitor with a pencil. He also goes and gets your stuffed animal when you win that clown squirting game at the carnival.

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We love all sorts of holidays, from Halloween to the Fourth of July. But our favorite holiday hands down is Christmas so we decided to make a page linking to the funniest Christmas related content on all the web. You have something that you think should make the list? Leave a comment. So have a safe holiday season, get really drunk, and check back often.

Santa Claus Killed

Parents Prank Kid On Christmas Morning

Funniest Christmas Cards

Michael Ian Black’s Christmas Story

Christmas Then and Now

Christmas Prank Calls

Holidays with Jim Gaffigan

Gift Ideas for Geeky Kids

Feds Uncover Secret Santa Ring

Sober Santa Flash Game

Jeff Dunham Santa Claus

Jeff Dunham’s Letter to Santa

Jeff Dunham’s Christmas Carols

Insane Christmas Traditions

Why Your Christmas Will Suck

Newsradio Christmas Episode Part 1

Newsradio Christmas Episode Part 2

Newsradio Christmas Episode Part 3

Silly Holiday Gifts

More Silly Holiday Gifts

Rove Implicated in Santa Identity Leak

We at Comedy.com have always taken a strong stance against drugs. However, we have taken a strong stance for stand-up comedy. Especially stand up comedy about drugs.

Remember when the Web 2.0 was supposed to empower everybody to make amazing do-it-yourself videos to get Internet fame and fortune? Remember when the Time Person of the Year was You? Well, shit’s changed. First, Avril Lavigne took over the #1 YouTube spot from that evolution of the dance guy. Then even the comedy videos had all your favorite movie stars. It doesn’t help that MTV ended TRL this year and made sure to never play music videos ever again, but isn’t it weird that all 10 videos on the most-viewed list on YouTube are music videos? What happened? It’s especially weird considering only three of these songs went to #1 on the Billboard charts. No wonder record sales are down. Teenage kids are just playing the songs they like over and over again Online. We’ll give you the Top 10 Comedy videos later. For now, here are the top 10 most-viewed YouTube videos of 2008. Enjoy.

10. The Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up

28 million views.

Embed disabled. We don’t get it. Is this like, a safe jack-off video for middle school boys? Because it’s just a bunch of skanks moan-singing on the hoods of cars. We totally want to buy stock in these ladies. But that’d be like buying stock in the too-old-to-strip massage broads at titty bars. So jack it while you can, seventh graders. There’s an expiration date on Camel Toe Menudo.

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Last week, our ListMaster Mike Bridenstine was on his high horse and tried his hand at recasting Cheers. This week he attempts to recast another classic from the 1980s - Night Court. Enjoy.

Harry Stone

Harry Anderson originally played the young, unorthodox judge who also happened to be an amateur magician. Let’s not get hung up on the magician thing. Otherwise we’d have to pick somebody like Hal Sparks and we no wanna. Instead, we’re going with a comedian who can (at least) host a show pretty well and would probably be believable-enough if you made him put on a fedora and do card tricks. Our choice: Joel McHale.

Dan Fielding

John Larroquette played the horn dog prosecutor. Who is the only person who could top Larroquette? Our choice: Jeremy Piven. You know we’re right.

 
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Comedy.com’s fearless ListMaster, Mike Bridenstine, will be recording a stand-up comedy CD this Sunday the 12th. Comedian Josh Cheney (Tim and Eric Awesome Show) will be recording as well.

Sunday October 12th at 7pm (doors open at 6:30)
The Gardner Stages
1501 N. Gardner (behind Toi On Sunset)
Hollywood, CA 90046
Tickets: $8 (Price includes unlimited free beer during the show.)

Buy tickets online at www.12shinynickels.com. You should go.
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Hey loyal readers, friends, enemies, and people who found us by searching for “funny video girl serves breast milk” in Google (yes, somebody actually found us that way)…

We interrupt your regularly scheduled dose of funny video greatness to inform you that we’re now on Twitter. For those of you that don’t know what Twitter is, well, you guys are so totally last month. For those of you that do, you should follow us (and by “us,” I mean Josh Spector at twitter.com/jspector and Listmaster Mike Bridenstine at twitter.com/brido.

Why should you follow us? Because you’ll get a little behind the scenes look at what really goes on in Comedy.com’s underground bunker. Plus, we would like to encourage you to use twitter to let us know about any funny stuff you find out there (or that happens to you) that you think we should share with the world. Yes, you can even tip us off to your own videos/pictures/rantings - as long as it’s funny.

If it’s not funny, we will call you out on it and ruin your Twitter rep. Then you’ll never get tweeted again (Yes, we know that’s not sexual and doesn’t make any sense, but it sounds dirty so whatever).

There comes a time in every young lady’s life when she has to decide whether she’s going to be a girl who swallows or whether she’s not one of those girls that swallow (aka, a girl who spits). The spit or swallow decision is a big one, and also apparently makes for a great subject for an uncensored funny commercial that we’re guessing you’d never see on the air in America. We only wish we had found this when we made our list of Funny Commercials That Feature Blowjob Jokes.

When it comes to dealing with job interview questions, there’s usually a few ways to deal with it - you can give good answers, you can give bad answers, or you can answer job interview questions the way this guy does which is pretty much with a lot of “charm.” No matter what you do at a job interview, we doubt you will find a way to make it nearly as entertaining as Ben Schwartz does in this video.

John McCain picked his VP. And it’s this MILFy broad from Alaska. People want to know about her. Well, here are 9 surprising facts about Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Choice for Vice President.

1. She’s Not Tina Fey.

Yes, they look alike. But Sarah Palin isn’t as talented. She’s not on “30 Rock” but she is about 30 years younger than John McCain.

2. Her kid’s names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper & Trig. Trig has Downs.

She shouldn’t have named her kids any of those things. Aren’t those names all street slang for heroin?

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