Whether it’s your wedding anniversary, your two-week anniversary, or the anniversary of the first time you bumped uglies (we mean, “made love”), it can be very challenging for a guy to come up with some good anniversary gift ideas that don’t cost a ton of money. Sure, you could just buy your girlfriend or wife a humorous anniversary card or try to figure out what to write on an anniversary card yourself, but this video from Owen Benjamin offers you some much more creative anniversary gift ideas. And if all else fails, you can always just use one of these 12 Sweet Things To Say To Your Girlfriend.

It’s not every day that we come across a video of a bunch of stuffy, middle-aged British ukulele players rocking out to a classic blaxploitation theme song, but finding this video this morning has to be a good omen for the week ahead of us. It features the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain performing a live (and funky) version of the classic Isaac Hayes’ song “Theme from Shaft” (which is almost as good as Isaac Hayes’ Prostitute Song from South Park). This song is one bad mother…shut yo’ mouth! Just talkin’ about Shaft…

The music video for 1980’s hit song “Take On Me,” from the one-hit wonder band A-Ha! is about as classic a 1980’s music video as you’ll ever see. However, like most 1980’s music videos, it doesn’t make a lot of sense (though this video about Rick Springfield’s “Jessie’s Girl” did help us understand that song). Luckily, we came across this remix of the video which switches up the “Take On Me” lyrics slightly to better illustrate exactly what’s happening in the music video.

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On the way to work today we admit we listened to Jay-Z’s newish song “Jockin’ Jay-Z” and realized that a lot of rappers are going to have to stop bragging about their money. The country could be going into a crazy recession and nobody buys CDs any more. Unless you own a clothing line or were an early investor in Vitamin Water, we don’t believe you have a Benz made out of alligator diamonds or whatever. So we thought we would help out. We’ve done it before with rap names. Here are 7 Things Rappers Can Talk About in the Recession.

1. Who Rocks the Party?

Remember that? Remember when MCs wanted us to throw our hands in the air and wave them like we just didn’t care? Maybe we should try that again. Because the repo man just took your peanut butter whip, your 20s, your ice and your grillz. And partying is cheaper than spinny jewelry.

2. The Cops

They were always a good go-to. There’s never enough anti-cop songs. Especially in hip-hop. What if we told you that Scarface from the movie Scarface hated the cops? Get on it.

3. Being the Best Rapper

Yes, right now only the best rappers rap about being the best rapper. Jay-Z, Lil’ Wayne, T.I., Kanye, whoever. But that’s because only a handful of people actually seem to be trying to be the best rapper. Or even a good rapper, for that matter. People used to actually brag about how good they were at rapping and not just at showing up on Cribs with a leased house with Craigslist hoes in their leased hot tubs. We’d like to see more of that.

4. Obama

Why not? Maybe he can help fix the economic crisis and get you back to waving your Rollies from side to side.

5. Getting Dirt Off Your Shoulder

Because there’s gonna be a lot more dirt on your shoulders.

6. Shooting People

It’s kind of how you made money and headlines in the first place. Shoot some people and make rhymes about it for Chrissakes.

7. When You Used to Have Money

We realize that “party” still rhymes with “Bacardi” and “bottles” still rhymes with “models”. It might be really inhibiting at first to not be able to come out with songs that don’t have money, cash and hoes and whatnot. But if you just throw in a “used to” or “was” before you mention that stuff, or just put it into a past tense, it’ll make it more believable and you’ll still get to talk about it.

You still have your mind, and it’s probably on your money. It’s just that now your money isn’t on your mind. Or something.

Comedy.com’s ListMaster is Mike Bridenstine. He thinks the best investment is still baseball cards.

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