It’s a very exciting day here at Comedy.com because we’re thrilled to bring you the brand new installment of the Tom Cruise Is A Cock-Block video series! In case you haven’t seen the first two episodes, you can watch them embedded below this text and then watch the hilarious conclusion to this epic saga above. In this episode, Ed goes to Tom Cruise’s mansion to try to win his friend back.
Today could have been tragic and all (see above photo), but since everybody seems to have survived ok, here’s the other crucial things that happened today on the Internet.
1. Two high school guys made a fool out of their principal while trying to force him to explain exactly how much grinding would be allowed at the school dance. (Whip It Out Comedy)
2. Barack Obama rode a unicorn to go fight a bear. Naked. We have no idea why. (Veto Corleone)
3. America braced itself for Lisa Lampanelli’s new HBO comedy special. (The Laugh Track)
4. Ryan Seacrest tried (and failed) to high-five a blind guy. (Hollywood Fail)
5. A girl tried to jump over a guy and it did not go well. (Big Stupid Idiot)
We had a hard time believing that this video was real at first, but it appears that it is. It features a group of white guys called The Blenders singing some of the greatest soul songs of all time…without any soul.
Everyone is starting to do retrospectives of the Bush years. We’re not that smart, so we rely on things like MAD Magazine to help us remember what happened. Hare are the Bush Years: as told by MAD Magazine covers. Enjoy.
Being a twin can either lead to wacky hijinks or completely suck. The 1988 movie “Twins”, for example, is about a pair of unlikely twins accidentally created by scientists. Arnold Schwarzenegger is smart and muscle-y and Danny DeVito is a grossout lowlife. Being the “DeVito Twin” would suck. But for a lot of celebrity siblings, that’s pretty much what they are. Here are the bottom 7 twins of celebrities.
7. Daniel Heder
One is Napoleon Dynamite. The other is his less-successful Mormon brother. And nobody ever says, “Hey aren’t you the less-successful Mormon brother of Napoleon Dynamite?”
