The first time you ride on a plane is exciting. Every time after that is aggravating. After a while, you start to see a pattern. The same horrible people you hated from your last flight are back in the form of a different person on your next flight. Here are the worst 12 people who are always on your flight. Yes, it’s airplane jokes. Let’s all get over ourselves…

1. The Fat Guy

Why do the fat Guinness Book motorcycle twins have to sit on either side of us on the plane? Can you have the fattest human you can find and have them take up all of our space in our seat? We’re practicing to be a human contortionist. Can you do that? If it’s not too much to ask, can you have them breathe as heavily as possible too? Who wants to sleep, anyway?

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