Remember that commercial where Michael Jordan and Larry Bird played a fictional game of HORSE and kept hitting ridiculous shots? Well, this video is just like that one except that instead of starring two NBA legends, it stars a bunch of unknown teenage girls. And instead of the shots being fake, they are real And instead of it being an obvious commercial, this one is pretending it’s not a commercial.

Oh, Mr. President. Is there anything you can do well? First, you spend about a decade making everybody in the country hate you and you’ve taken your act overseas and tried to win over the people of Ireland with some really pathetic basketball skills? We almost feel bad for you at this point. Almost.