It’s a right of passage for many teenage boys and scumbags. It’s a man’s way of showing proof that he’s digitally stimulated his lady friend. Here are the people who nobody would ever want that olfactory proof from. Ever.

7. Danny DeVito

Whenever you smell something bad and can’t figure out where it’s coming from, there’s always a possibility it’s Rhea Perlman’s beav.

6. Bill Clinton

It’d be like playing Russian Roulette. In this scenario the bullet would be if his fingers smelled like Hillary’s groan-gina.
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