We’re not huge fans of Facebook, but maybe we would be if they took some advice from this Break video and started to offer more realistic relationship status categories. For example, where’s the “I Would Be In A Relationship But I’m Too Busy Blogging” category? Or the “I’m In A Relationship With A Guy Who Stole My Facebook Account And Replaced My Profile Photo With A Photo Of Me Snorting Coke” category? We’re just wondering…

This video is a news story about a 7-year-old kid who decided to go for a drive in his grandmother’s car. We LOVE this video and here’s a couple quotes from it that explain why.The Kid: “It’s fun to do bad things. I wanted to do hoodrat stuff for my friend.”The Grandmother: “I wanna whip his behind. If I thought they wouldn’t take me to jail, that’s what I’d do right now.”

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