The last time David Hasselhoff had a video getting passed around the web it featured him drunk, half-naked, and trying to make out with a cheeseburger. This time around, his latest video isn’t nearly as entertaining but it is almost as random. This video features the Hoff in the stands at a University of Arizona football game where he is screaming into his own cell phone camera and acting as if he belongs in the student section at the game. We have no idea why.

Not only is this sign entertaining and educational, it leads us to one obvious question: besides people jerking off in the shower, what other “semen related costs” are being incurred at Michigan?

Thanks, Holy Taco.

School is back in session, everyone. How was your summer? Ten years ago this week, I was a teenager entering my first semester as a college freshman. Here are 9 reasons why this year’s college freshman have it a lot better than I did back in 1998.

1. It was almost impossible to stalk people.

Some chick in your lecture hall is hot? Now you can just hop Online and see all of her naughty Halloween photos from last year on Facebook. You can also take part in the newfangled fad of telling everyone in the universe what you’re doing RIGHT NOW. Hiding in the bushes outside of someone’s dorm window is so ’90s.

2. We had to go to the library.

Don’t cry to me because your T.A. won’t let you use Wikipedia as a source for your paper. Only six nerdy eighth graders knew how to use Google in 1998. I think I used Alta Vista. Ewww. The rest of the time I had to get an actual book from the actual library for whatever bullshit my rhetoric teacher wanted me to write about. Double ewww.

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In what may be a fitting tribute to the recently car-wrecked Morgan Freeman, College Humor’s new video apes his voice to narrate a March of the Pengiuns-inspired “documentary” about a long beloved college tradition - the March of Shame conducted by thousands of young women every morning on campuses all across the country.

When Funny or Die was on the road with its Will Ferrell college comedy tour, Comedy Feed favorite Andrea Savage took some time off at the University of North Carolina to infiltrate a couple of fraternities and find out what they were up to. In a not-so-shocking discovery, she found that what they were up to was the usual mix of planning basement beach parties, drinking “Fratty Natty’s,” and using Axe body spray.

With a beard as mighty as the one he regularly rocks, it’s hard to believe that Zach Galifianakis could ever have trouble with the ladies. But as this clip shows, not every college girl can easily be won over by his awkward ways - either that or Ohio State chicks must all be lesbians.