Talk about a match made in doggie heaven - Late Night with Conan O’Brien’s favorite insult comic dog Triumph recently paid a visit to Comic-Con, the world’s largest nerd gathering, and found plenty of people worthy of his insults.

We’re no fashion gurus, but we’ve long believed that the typical super hero costume was a little, uh, gay - not that there’s anything wrong with that. Now, this College Humor video confirms our belief with proof that even other super hero characters think each other’s tights are a little too tight.

1. There are too many super hero “hacks” living in the Northeast.

2. It’s a short commute for his night classes at Pepperdine.

3. Cold weather climates make his Cybernetic helmet act up, which requires more WD-40, and that’s money he’d rather spend on the California Chronic.

4. Free surfing lessons from Sean Penn.

5. AquaMan brings over hot mermaid broads on Saturdays.

6. Iron Man bought a Thighmaster in 1997 that didn’t do crap for his chunky thighs. He asked for a refund and got no response. Exactly 10 years later on January 2007 Suzanne Somers lost her home in the Malibu wild fires…you do the math.

7. What kind of Super Hero lives in Kansas?

8. Duke’s restaurant has the absolute BEST Huli Huli chicken. It was voted Honolulu’s favorite, marinated in garlic, ginger and shoyu. It’s to die for!!

9. The U.S. Border Patrol needs help, and what’s wrong with watching a donkey show after a long day’s work?