It’s no secret that health insurance in this country is a disaster, but finally somebody is doing something about it. Unfortunately, that somebody is Ron Jeremy and the thing he is doing about it is shilling for Blew Cross insurance - the only insurance out there to cover such porn star-related injuries as “Hyper-Extended Scrotum,” “Sex Swing Neck Strain,” and “Super Crabs.”

All you soccer haters out there might want to reconsider your stance on the “beautiful game” after watching this commercial for Burger King. Then again, based on how the commercial ends, maybe not.

This commercial, for an obscure Australian product called Whizbiz, shows just how quickly a night spent with a beautiful woman can go from being a dream to a nightmare with one simple morning act.

Once upon a time, comedian Jim Gaffigan taped a commercial for Saturn. And in the process of taping, he went off script - a lot. The result is the above outtakes of Gaffigan freestyling his way through the commercial shoot.

We don’t typically think of optometrists as being the funniest guys in the world, but this commercial has really made us re-think the comedic possibilities of the profession. It also explains why we never date women who need glasses.

Hey ladies, have you been so busy lately with work or the kids that you haven’t had time to enjoy the finer things in life? Like, the taste of cum for example? Well, you’re in luck, because somebody out there has come up with a new product just for you.

There’s been no shortage of hip monkeys in Hollywood - from King Kong, to those damn dirty apes that were always messing with Charlton Heston, to Robin Williams. But it would be hard to find a more chilled out Hollywood monkey than the simian featured in this Levi’s commercial.

Based on this commercial created by Steve Agee (of Sarah Silverman Program fame), the people that run Windex are either the absolute coolest glass cleaning executives on the planet or they have no idea that Agee created this. We’re guessing it’s probably the latter.