When it comes to covering Hollywood’s hottest events, Comedy.com has a very specific strategy - go to the ones with women who are most likely to put out. That’s why it was a no-brainer for us to attend the red carpet premiere of Digital Playground’s new adult film (read: porn film) Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge. Our special porn correspondent Shannon Hatch captured all of the “action,” on the red carpet, scoring interviews with porn stars such as Jesse Jane, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, and a mother-daughter duo who tell us more than we needed to know about their family business. It was the most fun we’ve had since the last time we hung out with porn stars.