When people think of legendary sword fights, they typically think of the swashbuckling adventures of pirates and knights. Well, after watching this video, that is likely to change because you’ll probably have a hard time getting the image of two dudes using their junk as swords to do battle out of your mind. Don’t worry, their “weapons” are blurred out so you won’t be too scarred.

Anybody that thinks American television game shows are ridiculous clearly hasn’t spent any time checking out Youtube clips of foreign game shows. For example, above is a clip from some Indian dating game show that features a woman dressed like a dominatrix slapping one of her would-be suitors, who in turn screams “How can you slap?”

Oh, then he slaps her back and starts a brawl on set. You know, pretty much exactly what you always hoped would happen when you watched Love Connection.

Here I am, coming to you from The Mile-High City, bringing you my take on politics in the midst of this exciting political atmosphere!

Actually, I have no “take.” And that’s unfortunate, because I feel like this is the first time in my life that I can hold discussions with adults about politics. But it’s not that I “can” hold them. I “may” hold them. And that’s the problem.

I don’t really know what I’m talking about when it comes to politics. To be honest, I just questioned whether or not I should capitalize “politics.” That’s where I’m coming from here.

However, despite my overall ignorance of Politics, I do know that I like Obama. A lot. But I worry that it might be for the same reason I would wear a Yankees hat proudly… because I think it’s cute.

I don’t mean to infer that I think Obama is cute. I do, but that’s not all I like about him. I don’t need to go into why else I like him (mostly because I couldn’t even if I wanted to), but everyone knows why everyone likes Obama.

His name reminds people of the Bahamas.

So clearly, I have no business discussing or debating politics. But I’ve been doing it a lot. I got into a heated debate the other night in Raleigh, NC after a show. It was with a gentleman who, oddly enough, was once the winner of a Yankees Fans reality show. I forget the name of it and would look it up for you, but I don’t care enough about this fellow to do that.

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We have no idea what this clip is from, but it looks like a mixture between an underground fight club and a disco. Regardless, it features a fight between two guys - one who puts on about a 30 second dancing exhibition to intimidate his opponent and another who decides that instead of dancing he’d rather just knock the dancer out with one punch.

Apparently, we’re on quite a roll with finding funny fight clips this week.

This video may be in a foreign language, but luckily you don’t really need to know what these ladies are saying to understand what’s going on here. One woman is clearly teaching the other how to pole dance, which inevitably leads to that woman falling on her head, which inevitably leads to the two women fighting, which inevitably leads to us laughing.

BONUS FOOTAGE: If you’re a fan of stripper pole mishaps, then check out this lady or this bear in action.

The name ‘Gary’ is pretty macho. And macho guys named Gary probably like to fight. Here are the top 13 Garys that we would like to fight. And why or how we would kick their ass.

13. Gary Carter

Because I hate the ‘86 Mets and don’t think he deserves to be in the Hall of Fame.

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