We don’t really know what’s going on in this video, but the best we can tell it’s a weather report in Haiti featuring a guy with a goofy laugh, bad news anchor jackets, and the most simplistic weather forecast you will ever see. We don’t want to spoil the next 9 seconds of your life for you, but suffice it to say that “Pretty much everywhere, it’s gonna be hot.”

Poor Sarah Palin, she just can’t catch a break these days. Her latest screw up finds herself on the wrong end of a prank phone call from a pair of French radio pranksters known as The Masked Avengers who somehow got Sarah Palin on the phone by pretending to be French President Sarkozy and managed to keep her on the phone for almost 7 minutes. It’s the funniest performance we’ve seen from Sarah since Palin appeared on SNL.

Long ago, the world was a primitive place where everyone invented gods and monsters to explain what was happening around them (and in some cases used mythology to annoy people with their cell phones). Some of these mythical creatures are awesome (a pegasus, anyone?) and some are not so good. Here is a list of the 13 Worst Mythical Creatures of all time. And most of them are from Japan.

13. Mermaids

Does anybody else think it’s weird that mermaids are supposed to be sexy? You don’t like mermaids. You like naked chicks. The fish part only makes it worse and smellier.
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We don’t love electronic music (yeah, we know we’re not “cool”), but that’s because most electronic music doesn’t come with videos of hundreds of Japanese divers doing their thing. We’re not sure that this Denki Groove music video is technically “funny,” but it is mesmerizing enough that we’ve fallen victim to its spell and thought we should share it with you. We haven’t been caught in a spell like this since we saw the guy humping a bag a Cheetos.

Here’s one of those videos that is so strange we have no idea what we’re watching or why we find it so hilarious. It’s titled “UFO Alien Porn,” and as far as we can tell it features a bunch of “aliens” grinding on each other to swinging lounge music while some voiceover guy says a bunch of crap in a language we don’t understand. What ever happened to a simpler time when we could just watch Sarah Palin porn videos that we understand?

For those of you that don’t know, La Pequena is the world’s greatest cross-dressing, celebrity impersonating, Latino dwarf viral video star. His videos about such celebrities as Amy Winehouse, Shania Twain, and Hillary Clinton have already become legendary and now he’s back with a brand new example of video brilliance - La Pequena Sarah Palin. Enjoy…we sure did.

Here’s an amusing clip that comes to us courtesy of some Japanese news report. It features a female reporter who is telling some bit of news from a pig farm (we have no idea what the “news” is because we don’t speak YouTube Japanese), but as she is delivering her report two of the pigs behind her decide to get their bang on. Oh, and because this is foreign and that wouldn’t be odd enough, there’s also some dude that runs over the humping pigs and appears to, uh, help them out.

Anybody that thinks American television game shows are ridiculous clearly hasn’t spent any time checking out Youtube clips of foreign game shows. For example, above is a clip from some Indian dating game show that features a woman dressed like a dominatrix slapping one of her would-be suitors, who in turn screams “How can you slap?”

Oh, then he slaps her back and starts a brawl on set. You know, pretty much exactly what you always hoped would happen when you watched Love Connection.

We have no idea what this video is exactly, but here’s what we think is going on - there’s some Japanese people trying to learn English phrases and one of the key phrases they feel the need to learn is “I have a bad case of diarrhea.” As if that’s not strange enough, their method for learning this phrase involves having some women in leotards exercising while singing a song about having diarrhea. We have to admit, it is a catchy little tune though…