We love Ninja Cat and the kitten playing whack-a-mole with mice, but this cat is just weird. How did this 4 eared cat get four ears?

As many of you know (probably from first hand experience), there are hundreds of healthy fetishes available to subscribe to. You got MILFs, Asians, midgets, feet, etc. Some are sexy, some are funny, and some…are just flat out wrong. Take, for example, the fetish of mothers seducing their sons. The mere concept of mothers having sex with their sons disgusts us. However, we’re not above finding the 6 Photos That Look Like They Would Fit The Headline “Mother Seduces Son” and sharing them with you because, well, it’s a pretty damn funny list. And yes, we are probably going to hell. Enjoy!

6. Four Eyes, Two Hearts
Look at this picture. We see a beautiful mother and her beautiful brown son. What do you see, you freak? Do you want to see them kiss? Her whispering in his ear and getting his glasses foggy? Maybe a little hand-action? That’s disgusting!

5. The Family That Smiles Together…
What do you see in this one? How can you possibly want them to have sex? They are obviously just friends. If he fingers her for a bit, of course she’ll like it, but it will ruin their friendship and throw off the mother-son dynamic.

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Why is it that the least responsible option at 2 am is always the most amusing?

Thanks, Yes But No But Yes.

So this is what’s going on at Mount Rushmore these days…

Thanks, Freckled Finger.

This photo of John McCain creeping around behind Barack Obama at last night’s Presidential Debate kind of sums up everything you need to know about this 2008 election, don’t you think? It also leads itself to a lot of great potential captions - if you’ve got a suggested caption, leave it as a comment on this page.

We’ve always been big fans of the classic “That’s what she said” jokes, so we’re especially proud to see that it’s filtered into the schools. Though, we’re very disappointed to see that it’s also leading to detention for some poor future comics.

Thanks, Hilarious.

There are a lot of Sarah Palin debate pictures out there, but this is definitely our favorite Sarah Palin debate picture. Coincidentally, it’s also our favorite Sarah Palin debate flowchart.

How high does this guy look? He’s so high that he looks like he doesn’t even have any clue how high he is or how high it’s possible for a human being to get. In short, here’s how high he is - he’s high enough to earn the honor of being our first How High Photo of the Day. Congratulations, Mr. How High guy.

Here’s one from the “So Bizarre It Has To Be True” file: Apparently, the world’s smallest man - a Mongolian named (wait for it…wait for it…) He Pingping recently met up with the woman who wields the world’s longest legs - Russian Svetlana Pankratova. They took the fascinating photos you see above. In case you’re wondering, He Pingping is 2′5″ tall and Svetlana’s legs are 4′4″ long. Both are Guinness World Record holders.

We’ve always wondered why Detroit looked so terrible, now we know.

Thanks, Scanner.