James Lipton should absolutely never be allowed to discuss male genitalia publicly ever again. He took a perfectly good anecdote from Ricky Gervais about pissing in a sink and turned it into one of the creepiest moments in Inside The Actors Studio history. And that’s saying something. How did they start talking about dick sizes? Well, after Gervais tells his pissing story, he says his wife is very proud of him. That’s when Lipton says, “She may have peaked while you were pissing in the sink and said, ‘Hey, that’s for me.’”

Ewww. No, Lipton. Did the great Bernard Pivot teach you that interview technique too, Grossout? Ricky follows that up by a pretty funny rant about how he’s average sized. Then he makes a joke about if DeNiro discussed the same thing on his show. “Not exactly,” said Creepton, “He told us he had an enormous penis. Mike Myers, not so big. We keep a record.” Ugh. Then when the topic of Shakespeare comes up, the creepiest talk show host on television says, “He had a very, very large penis.”

That’s great. James Lipton is ostensibly heterosexual, but he’s gay-as-shit for William Shakespeare, so he projects his wishful fantasy of Shakespeare’s sexy huge cock on his viewing audience. Save that shit for your therapy session.

Want it to get weirder? Lipton is 82. And when he lived in Paris after World War II, he arranged sex for American tourists with French prostitutes. He’s gotta think about dicks and sex all day long.

So what happened here went from funny sexual honesty on a self-important show, into an excuse for Lipton to finally get to discuss what he thinks about and craves every second of the day.

If you want sex in your Inside the Actors Studio, try this video of Zach Galifianakis interviewing Vivid girl, Monique Alexander on “Inside the Porn Actors Studio”. James Lipton is nowhere to be found.

Posted by Brido.