7 Things Rappers Can Talk About in the Recession
Friday, October 3rd, 2008
On the way to work today we admit we listened to Jay-Z’s newish song “Jockin’ Jay-Z” and realized that a lot of rappers are going to have to stop bragging about their money. The country could be going into a crazy recession and nobody buys CDs any more. Unless you own a clothing line or were an early investor in Vitamin Water, we don’t believe you have a Benz made out of alligator diamonds or whatever. So we thought we would help out. We’ve done it before with rap names. Here are 7 Things Rappers Can Talk About in the Recession.
1. Who Rocks the Party?
Remember that? Remember when MCs wanted us to throw our hands in the air and wave them like we just didn’t care? Maybe we should try that again. Because the repo man just took your peanut butter whip, your 20s, your ice and your grillz. And partying is cheaper than spinny jewelry.
2. The Cops

They were always a good go-to. There’s never enough anti-cop songs. Especially in hip-hop. What if we told you that Scarface from the movie Scarface hated the cops? Get on it.
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