Poor Sarah Palin, she just can’t catch a break these days. Her latest screw up finds herself on the wrong end of a prank phone call from a pair of French radio pranksters known as The Masked Avengers who somehow got Sarah Palin on the phone by pretending to be French President Sarkozy and managed to keep her on the phone for almost 7 minutes. It’s the funniest performance we’ve seen from Sarah since Palin appeared on SNL.

As we’ve already mentioned multiple times, the Presidential election is in the home stretch and all that’s left for us to do now is figure out how we’re going to celebrate (and/or mourn) the results. Well, luckily our friends over at Landline TV have put together this video featuring 10 fantastically funny election night party ideas including the Fraternity Election Party.

As the Presidential election mercifully grinds to a close, people are already starting to wonder what this country will look like under a Barack Obama presidency (cranky Presidents on Mt. Rushmore?) compared to what it will look like if John McCain wins (lots of traffic complaint calls to 911). But as this video from our friends at College Humor demonstrates, either way we’re probably screwed.

Trailing in the polls, John McCain is trying just about everything these days (including dancing to Madonna songs) in a desperate attempt to win people’s votes. But now he’s sunk to a new low in this latest Competitive Awesome video featuring McCain going to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles restaurant in Los Angeles and attempting to bribe black people into voting for him by offering them grape soda and pregnancy tests. Yikes.

Ever wonder what it would be like if famous Hollywood movie directors like John Woo, Wes Anderson or Kevin Smith directed political campaign commercials for John McCain and Barack Obama? Well, the guys at Landline TV have come up with some very impressive versions of those and they’re way more entertaining than the typical presidential campaign commercials we’ve seen - well, except for maybe this one.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all in this election, John McCain’s brother Joe McCain decided to call 911 in Virginia the other day to complain about traffic and curse at the 911 operator on the other end of the line. We know this sounds like a terrible Internet sketch video, but it’s not - it’s a real phone call. We know because we saw it on the news (right after the report about the zombie kid).

In last night’s special Thursday night edition of Saturday Night Live, Will Ferrell returned to the show and brought his President George Bush impression with him. As this video clip from SNL shows, Ferrell (as Bush) endorsed the John McCain and Sarah Palin presidential ticket and did so with a very funny sketch that featured a reunion of two of Saturday Night Live’s biggest talents of the last decade - Will Ferrell and Tina Fey (as Sarah Palin).

Just when you thought you’d seen Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain do battle in every possible way (Yo Mama jokes, really?), here comes a new funny video featuring Obama and McCain having their own Presidential dance off. Now if only the actual presidential election was decided this way.

We scoured the Internet to find this year’s hottest Halloween costumes and predictably political costumes featuring versions of Barack Obama, John McCain, and Sarah Palin are everywhere. However, not everywhere Barack Obama costume represents change we can believe in, not every John McCain costume looks Penguin enough, and not every Sarah Palin costume is worthy of the VPILF. So we decided to compile this list of the 10 Worst Barack Obama, John McCain, and Sarah Palin Halloween Costumes (with a special bonus list at the end of the four best Halloween costumes!). Oh, and in case you’re wondering - nobody wants to be Joe Biden. Enjoy the list…

The 10 Worst Barack Obama, John McCain, and Sarah Palin Halloween Costumes

10. The Racist Obama Mask
Where do we start?  Oh yeah - racism.  

9. The “Doesn’t Even Kinda Look Like Obama” Obama Mask
Oh God. Nice effort there, mask company.  Try wearing that mask and see if anybody even knows who you’re supposed to be.
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Dear McCain camp,

When are you going to learn? No one wants you using their music to promote your ideas. Not Bon Jovi, not Heart, not anyone.

You stand for everything most artists and musicians disagree with, so put down the rock album you wouldn’t let your kids listen to when it was popular. You don’t get to play it now because it happens to serve your purpose. Unless you want to hear Toby Keith at your next fundraiser, you don’t get to play music.

It’s not my fault Jon Voigt didn’t make records. Perhaps he’ll let you play the Deliverance theme at your rallies. Just stay away from my precious Foo Fighters and Jackson Browne. They’re not going down without a fight.

I’m anxiously awaiting McCain’s next birthday. Bristol Palin and McCain’s slutty blonde daughter will be carrying the cake adorned with 70 billion candles singing, “Happy Birthday,” only to be sued the following day by whoever owns the copyrights to the “Happy Birthday” song.

Steer clear of music, Republicans. It’s for Democrats, black people, and everyone else with taste.

Shannon Hatch is a Comedy.com guest columnist who was last seen buddying up to porn stars on the red carpet of the Pirates 2 movie premiere.