We get a lot of spam email. Most of them lately have been about replica watches and Canadian pharmacies. But every now and then, we get a gem. Here are the 7 worst spam emails we’ve gotten in the past week.

7. From: hedvige nelli
Subject: Classy brunette f: uc-king her dog

Maybe somebody should re-learn the word ‘classy’. Because we don’t know too many classy people who fuck dogs. Did she have a martini in her hand? Was she wearing a ball gown? And it’s great how she’s the one doing the “f: uc-king”. Sorry, weird spam email company. We’re not clicking on this one.

6. From: ina birdie
Subject: Two hot chicks f: uc-k horse

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