John Edwards announced Friday that he had an affair. So here’s a look at the worst looking women politicians have cheated with on their wives.

10. Rielle Hunter (John Edwards)
It’s almost spelled like Rachel Hunter, but looks nothing like her. John Edwards does strike us as someone who would cheat on his cancer-ridden wife for love. Also, she was filming his campaign, so maybe there is a sex video somewhere out there. But if you have John Edwards’ money, you would hope you could pull some 24 year old tail and not a 42 year old.

9. Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Eliot Spitzer)
Celebrities use expensive call girls for their anonymity, but they don’t use government credit cards or make huge bank transfers to pay for it. But she reminds us of the “two-faced” girl Seinfeld dates. In one picture she’s hot; in another she looks like a used pair of Goodyear tires.

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You were young. You didn’t really know what was happening. But you liked it. You liked it a lot. Here are the top 9 babes who inspired your first ever “special alone moment.”

1. Cindy Crawford
Classy. Although I’ve always thought she had a kinda weird bod.

2. Elizabeth Shue
Kinda chunky in The Karate Kid. But chunky in the best possible way.

3. Miss Elizabeth
She was hot shit when I was 8 and she was alive.

4. Vanna White
Nobody looks better in a “showbiz gown”.

5. Kathy Ireland
Kinda like Cindy Crawford’s runty sister. Less Cosmo, more Daytona.

6. Cheryl Tiegs
What are you, like, 50?

7. Mary Pickford
Then, you’re a dead guy.

8. Rachel Bilson
Welcome to the club, sport. The “Boner” club.

9. Richard Grieco
This is not the right list for you.

1. There are too many super hero “hacks” living in the Northeast.

2. It’s a short commute for his night classes at Pepperdine.

3. Cold weather climates make his Cybernetic helmet act up, which requires more WD-40, and that’s money he’d rather spend on the California Chronic.

4. Free surfing lessons from Sean Penn.

5. AquaMan brings over hot mermaid broads on Saturdays.

6. Iron Man bought a Thighmaster in 1997 that didn’t do crap for his chunky thighs. He asked for a refund and got no response. Exactly 10 years later on January 2007 Suzanne Somers lost her home in the Malibu wild fires…you do the math.

7. What kind of Super Hero lives in Kansas?

8. Duke’s restaurant has the absolute BEST Huli Huli chicken. It was voted Honolulu’s favorite, marinated in garlic, ginger and shoyu. It’s to die for!!

9. The U.S. Border Patrol needs help, and what’s wrong with watching a donkey show after a long day’s work?