As many of you know (probably from first hand experience), there are hundreds of healthy fetishes available to subscribe to. You got MILFs, Asians, midgets, feet, etc. Some are sexy, some are funny, and some…are just flat out wrong. Take, for example, the fetish of mothers seducing their sons. The mere concept of mothers having sex with their sons disgusts us. However, we’re not above finding the 6 Photos That Look Like They Would Fit The Headline “Mother Seduces Son” and sharing them with you because, well, it’s a pretty damn funny list. And yes, we are probably going to hell. Enjoy!

6. Four Eyes, Two Hearts
Look at this picture. We see a beautiful mother and her beautiful brown son. What do you see, you freak? Do you want to see them kiss? Her whispering in his ear and getting his glasses foggy? Maybe a little hand-action? That’s disgusting!

5. The Family That Smiles Together…
What do you see in this one? How can you possibly want them to have sex? They are obviously just friends. If he fingers her for a bit, of course she’ll like it, but it will ruin their friendship and throw off the mother-son dynamic.

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We got caught up on all the buzz today about John McCain owning the domain, Voteforthemilf.com (which redirects you to a Wikipedia page about domain registration). After some thorough research by our crack team of investigative staff members (or something), here are the other domain names we uncovered which are actually owned by McCain. We give you 17 other domain names John McCain owns, besides Voteforthemilf.com…

fuckableveep.gov

paliniscrosseyed.com

voteforthedumbbitch.com

gimmickrunningmate.gov

photoshoppedpalinfuckpics.com

gunbitch.gov

voteforthemomidliketofuck.com

milfhunters.com/registertovote

sarahpalin.blowjob

haircut.beehive

abstinence.hypocrisy

distractionfrommccain.com/gulliblepublic

sarahpalinhogtits.gov

vice-presidentialpussy.notbiden

jackofftosarah.obvious

moosepussy.com

shotgunsandshotgunweddings.gov

Comedy.com’s ListMaster is Mike Bridenstine. He thinks masturbating to Sarah Palin is un-American.

Not that we’ve ever actually watched MILF porn video clips on the Internet ourselves, but we’ve “heard” that it’s a rather popular genre. We’ve also “heard” that one of the most common “stories” in the genre involves “MILF Hunters,” who cruise the streets looking for hot MILFS to “star” in their “films.” This video features the MILF Solicitors, who are just like the MILF Hunters…only not quite as successful.