http://www.comedy.com/crazyforwolfie crazyforwolfie's Activity Feed en-us Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:44:43 GMT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comedy.com CMS info@comedy.com webmaster@comedy.com http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-touching-technology In today's technology report the news team examines the latest in touchscreen technology and discover that it's a great way to mess with your friends. Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:41:39 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-touching-technology http://www.comedy.com/embed/flobots-1 The red-hot Flobots dropped in for a sketch with Wrist Deep - Denver's up-and-coming stand-up group. Hilapious Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:14:57 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/embed/flobots-1 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants In today's political report the anchors take a closer look at Hillary Clinton's non-resignation resignation speech and try to figure out whether she is actually admitting defeat or not. Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:12:12 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-what-hillary-wants http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview In today's episode John McCain sleeps through his exclusive NNN interview, and the connection between Barack Obama and Kentucky Derby winner Big Brown is explored. Mon, 05 May 2008 22:15:45 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-sleeps-through-interview http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby In today's episode, NNN handicaps the Kentucky Derby and picks a surprising winner while still finding time to pitch a Diabetic Island reality TV show during a commercial break. Mon, 05 May 2008 22:15:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-bea-arthur-wins-the-derby http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol In today's episode, we discover that the stock market is down and the average penis size is up. Coincidence? We think not. Meanwhile, the Deaf Music Critic checks out American Idol and likes what he doesn’t hear. Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:28:05 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-deaf-american-idol http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady In today's episode we discover that it wasn't just the Wind that cried Mary, and Barack Obama just can't seem to answer a simple question. It must be Fox News' fault! Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:27:58 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-jimi-hendrix-s-foxy-lady http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors In today's episode immigrants are taking all of our non-jobs, Danica Patrick takes the checkered flag and the testicles of the competition, and Hillary has one black bobble-head doll friend. Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:44:41 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-pennsylvania-primary-colors http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane In today's episode John McCain's mom is McRacist, President Bush throws out the first pitch along with the Constitution, and deaf music critic Glen Cooper is back with the Idol Scooper. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:36:17 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccain-in-the-membrane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack In today's episode 50 Cent stumps for Obama, Hillary has trouble raising 50 cents, and doctors are all about the Benjamins. Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:36:16 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-50-cent-backs-barack http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows In today's episode Barack & Hillary fight for the Zebra vote, Ashton Kutcher sucks in more ways than one, and the deaf music critic is a little pitchy. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:43:28 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-ashton-sucks-demi-swallows http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote In today's episode Obama embarks on his "No Back of the Bus" tour, Hillary has amnesia about Bosnia, and Jamie Lee Curtis graces the cover of "Sagging Juggs" magazine. Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:51:41 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-barack-the-vote http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills In today's episode Heather Mills doesn't have a leg to stand on in court, Wal-Mart introduces the "Tickle Me-Ahmadinejad" doll, and Gay Frankenstein gets miscarried away about pregnancy. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:24:59 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mccartney-has-leg-up-on-mills http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o In today's episode a Kansas woman spends two years on the can, Hitler tears Oprah into "A Million Little Pieces," and Steve-O threatens (promises?) to take his own life. Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:09:49 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-steve-o-is-whack-o http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery In today's St. Patrick's Day-themed episode the weather girl pisses herself, the movie critic pukes himself, and the sports anchor pleasures himself. Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:56:22 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-st-patricks-day-debauchery http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane In today's episode Dr. Kevorkian commits political suicide, a "Gilligan's Island" star takes a three-hour tour of prison, and an "American Idol" has early-onset Alzheimers. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:55:24 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-mary-ann-loves-mary-jane http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis In today's episode Eliot Spitzer has his cover blown and swallowed, Barack wants nothing to do with Hillary's slot, and 8 Simple Rules for Giving My Teenage Daughter Gonorrhea. Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:55:09 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-this-just-in-spitzers-penis http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind In today's episode Eliot Spitzer gets indicted on Federal ass-tapping charges, Gay Frankenstein gets a nine-hour enema, and British surveillance cameras get a little "nippy." Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:25:46 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-no-vagina-left-behind http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi In today's episode Camel Cash gains strength against the dollar, Robert Downey Jr. gains three inches in his crotch, and Hitler gains a new appreciation for the alphabet. Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:25:40 -0700 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-alphabet-soup-nazi http://www.comedy.com/video/the-real-world-1 Comedians Kyle Cease and Bob Bledsoe can't get along in "The Real World" Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:15:25 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/the-real-world-1 http://www.comedy.com/video/hillary-s-3-am-call Hillary gets another call at 3AM. But not from a world leader. Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:15:20 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/hillary-s-3-am-call http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories In today's episode - A nun flies to Heaven, President Bush flies back to a Florida classroom, and the blind movie critic flies into a rage over "Blind Mountain." Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:15:15 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/tom-hanks-for-the-memories http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 In today's episode - American Idol's gay stripper blows the competition away, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons dies...of embarrassment, and Keith Richards' skin is stripped to make handbags. Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:15:13 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-idol-s-gay-stripper-shows-balls-3-6-08 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old In today's episode we find out that everything is bigger in Texas (including racists), Israel and Hezbollah agree to disagree, and Madonna's beer gives good head. Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:55:42 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-madonna-adopts-275-year-old http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits In today's episode Clinton wins the Hates primary, Prince Harry leaves a hairy situation, and Hitler goes Adolf on Jewish girls. Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:44:59 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-the-devil-wears-prada-pantsuits http://www.comedy.com/crazyforwolfie Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:54:02 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/crazyforwolfie http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things In today's episode John McCain crosses "racist remarks" off his bucket list, Emmanuel Lewis offers $3,000 in Camel Cash for Neverland Ranch, and the infamous blind movie critic ironically reviews "Unforeseen." Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:50:27 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-racist-politicians-say-the-darndest-things http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama In today's episode Starbucks announces a venti ****ing deal, the deaf music critic handicaps American Idol, and ABC's Carpoolers gets less views than Mel Gibson's JDate profile. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 23:50:10 -0800 http://www.comedy.com/video/newest-new-news-kkk-endorses-half-of-obama