I am a 26 year old comedian/writer/actor based in Chicago Illinois.
My Favorite Comedians
Steve Martin, George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Dave Attell, Woody Allen, Conan Obrien and many more...
My Favorite Comedy Movies
Ghost Busters, Caddy Shack, Three Amigos, The Odd Couple, Tommy Boy, Dr. Strangelove, Vacation, Annie Hall, Planes Trains and Automobiles, and many more...
Funniest Moment of My Life
When my Grandpa drove ass first in a golf cart down the fairway...It's a long story.
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, "I'll bet you $50 the man is going to jump."
The blonde replies, "Okay you're on."
Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then."
"No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
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